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Relief As Landslide In India Kills No White People
WWN can report that there has been a palpable sense of relief here in the Western world following the news ... -
Middle East Holds It Breath For Seanad’s Response To Gaza Conflict
A TRUCE has been called between both Israel and Palestine today following news that the Seanad will regroup early from its ... -
US Firms Blast Obama For ‘Magically Becoming Irish’ When It Suits Him
AMERICAN companies stationed in Ireland have today blasted US President Barack Obama for ‘Magically Becoming Irish’ when it suits him, ... -
‘Last Resort’ Bono To Broker Israel/Palestine Peace Deal
IRISH singer, songwriter Bono has put himself forward as a ‘last resort’ to help broker a peace deal between the ... -
“Kay Burley Asked Me To Find Her A Bottle Of Chanel No. 5”, Reveals Colin ...
SKY News reporter Colin Brazier has today apologised for rummaging in the luggage of one of the doomed passengers of Malaysian ... -
Football Legend ‘Gazza’ Accidentally Killed By Rogue Israeli Drone
ENGLISH football legend Paul Gascoigne aka ‘Gazza’ was reportedly blown to pieces in his Newcastle home by a ‘rogue’ Israeli ... -
Shock As Running Bulls Gore Humans Who Stood In Path Of Running Bulls
THERE was said to be widespread shock in the Spanish city of Pamplona today after several humans who stood in ... -
“Palestine Keeps Looking At Us And Making Funny Faces,” Claims Israel
ISRAELI Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu defended airstrike’s on Palestine today, claiming its neighbour keeps staring at them and making funny ... -
Leave Beating American Citizens To Us, Warns US Police Chief
A NEW York police chief warned Israeli authorities today after a US-Palestinian teenager was filmed ‘being beaten’ in a house arrest. Tariq Abu ... -
America To Restrict Freedom Day Before Celebration Of Freedom
In the 24 hours leading up to America’s Fourth Of July celebrations, a number of freedom reducing, freedom enhancement measures ...