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Police Ordered To Round Up & Shoot Anyone Referring To Themselves As ‘Digital Influencers’
A WORLDWIDE order issued in conjunction with a record number of nations will see everyone referring to themselves as a ... -
Waterford Man Credits His Facebook Statuses With Freeing Brendan Dassey
31-YEAR-OLD Ardmore resident John Kinseally has congratulated himself on the part he believes he played in securing justice on behalf ... -
Is A War Really A War If It Isn’t Trending Online?
IT is a question that has plagued philosophers and meme generating websites for centuries, is the immeasurable suffering experienced by ... -
Satan Endorses Hillary Clinton
PRESIDENTIAL candidate Hillary Clinton has once again stepped a little closer to securing one of the most sought after political ... -
Blair Admits Chemical Weapons May Have Been In Syria, Not Iraq
“SEE! There was weapons of mass destruction in the Middle East! Just, ya know, a few hundred miles to the ... -
“I’ve Been Waiting For This Day For Fucking Months” Zika Mosquito Says As Golf Begins
“FRANKLY there has been a lot of shite being talked over the last few weeks and months and I’m just ... -
Human Ginger Gene Linked To Orangutan
ARE you a ginger? Do you or any of your family members have red hair? Well, if so, you may ... -
Chandler Bing Killed In Yemen
AN American citizen has been killed during a bombardment of Yemen by Saudi Arabian forces, according to sources on the ... -
Comments About Shooting Hillary Passed Off As “Classic Trump”
“THAT’S just Donald, you know? You gotta be on his wavelength to really get the true meaning of what he’s ... -
Model Reluctantly Becomes Plus-Size Model After Eating Donut
SUPERMODEL Genna Hassan woke up this morning with a completely different workload than she had yesterday, after a late night ...
