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Communion Wafer Originally Broken By Jesus Sells For £200mn At Auction
CHRISTIES auction house in London has confirmed that it sold the original communion wafer broken by Jesus Christ for a ... -
Russia Sentences Siberian Jesus To Death By Crucifixion
THE RUSSIAN leader of an influential religious sect who claims to be Jesus Christ has been arrested and is to ... -
“We Need To Talk About How Hot Jesus Is”
IN our latest entry of the WWN Voices series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week ... -
New Research Reveals Jesus Was Short, Fat Man With Stubby Little Toes
SINCE pictorial depictions of Christ Our Saviour began, there has been consistent, recurring physical features which have echoed down the ... -
“I Keep Leaving Doors Open” Jesus Talks About Being Born In A Barn
FOLLOWING a two thousand year hiatus, Jesus Henry Christ talks to WWN about life, his latest book, and a range ... -
Asshole Jesus Objects To Proposed Blasphemy Referendum
IN A STATEMENT issued today from both the Vatican and the Kingdom of Heaven, Jesus of Nazareth has condemned a ... -
Jesus Died For Our Sins & Ciaran Couldn’t Even Last 3 Days Off The Fags
THE CATHOLIC community has come out in force today to question one local man’s commitment to lent after it was ... -
Virgin Mary To Sue God Over Unpaid Child Support
THE religious community has been shocked by the news that Mary, mother to Jesus Christ, is to take God to ... -
Jesus Demands Separate Presents For Birthday & Christmas This Year
FED up with this ‘one big present’ nonsense, Our Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ has announced that he would like ... -
Jesus Postpones Second Coming Due To Launch Of I-Phone 6
JESUS CHRIST has postponed his second coming today after hearing news of a possible Apple I-Phone 6 launch in the ...
