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“I Remember When Level 5 Was First Introduced”: We Hear From Ireland’s Covid Teenagers
AS LEVEL 5 restrictions in Ireland are extended to at least March the 5th, WWN interviews so-called Quaranteens; those people ... -
Things Way More Fun Than That Concert In New Zealand
HAVING recently declared themselves Covid-fee yet again those sheep shagging hobbits in New Zealand made international headlines off the back ... -
Micheál Martin’s Guide To Stating The Obvious
IN an exclusive interview with RTÉ radio’s Brendan O’Connor Taoiseach Micheál Martin unveiled how he keeps on top of things, ... -
‘Security Expert’ Tells WWN How To Handle Anti-Maskers In Shops
ONE LOCAL Krav Maga enthusiast and self-confessed security expert kindly sat down with WWN earlier today and explained how to ... -
Traffic Cone Would Give Anything To Be Robbed By Students Right Now
TRAFFIC cones and shopping trollies across the country have made a joint statement earlier today, stating they would only love ... -
Phrases To Use In Public To Convince People You’re A Great Parent
PORTRAYING yourself as the perfect mother or father in a public setting is one of the hardest things you can ... -
“Lockdown Might Last Into March” Taoiseach Tells Nation That Already Figured This Out 4 Weeks ...
THANKING the Taoiseach and other government representatives for the ‘heads up’, a slightly embarrassed-for-the-government public informed the Taoiseach that they ... -
Backstreet Frontal Lobotomy Ring Busted As Desperate People Try Forgetting 2020
DUBLIN Gardaà have confirmed the arrest of 12 backstreet doctors and thousands of euros worth of stolen medical equipment in ... -
Irish Courts Star Embroiled In UFC Fight
ONE OF Ireland’s most promising Irish criminal court stars is facing reputational ruin after he was embroiled in an unseemly ... -
Weather: Temperatures To Slut Drop This Weekend
MET ÉIREANN has given a nationwide ‘slut drop’ warning with temperatures plummeting so much they will touch their arse off ... -
“I Definitely Won’t Regret Promising Nationwide Vaccination By September”
IGNORING the frantic, panicked waving from cabinet colleagues and the HSE, Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly has doubled down on ... -
Single Man Successfully Grows Virginity Back During Lockdown
A LOCAL Waterford man is now the subject of intense interest and intrigue from the scientific community after successfully growing ...
