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Teacher Doesn’t Care If Schools Are Closed, She Wants 300 St Brigid’s Cross On Her ...
MÚINTEOIR O’Neill has had it up to here with bullshit excuses about ‘pandemics’ and ‘health and safety’, and has reiterated ... -
“Bang And The Virus Is Gone!” – Barry Scott Unveils Cillit Bang Vaccine
CILLIT bang representative Barry Scott has confirmed the company has almost completed developing a Coronavirus vaccine which he claims will ... -
Local Man To Split Bottle Bank Journey Into Three Trips Out Of Shame
WATERFORD man Michael O’Clarke is today planning his post-Christmas, post-wet January trip to the bottle bank with Oceans 11-style precision, ... -
Pedestrians Play Game Of Chicken To Claim Their Side Of Footpath
WITH more and more people walking in a bid to break up the monotonous day, the Footpath Safety Authority (FSA) ... -
Dogging Rights Group Demands More Lighting In Beach Car Park
TENS of people took to Tramore’s streets yesterday afternoon to demand better lighting for doggers in the car park and ... -
Child Horrified To Find Parents Squandered Entire Piggy Bank Fund On Tips For Delivery Drivers
A WATERFORD kid is today seeking legal counsel after the revelation that his parents have spent all the money he ... -
Commercial Property Run Down, Lacking Basic Facilities? Why Not Convert It To A Direct Provision ...
DO YOU own some dilapidated commercial buildings and want to make a quick buck while also getting the local council ... -
Social Media Influencers Exempt From New Covid Travel Restrictions, Seemingly
ATTRACTIVE young people with huge social media followings will be allowed to freely journey to sunlit climes to take pictures ... -
How Ireland’s Mandatory Quarantine For Travellers Will Work
RESPONDING to increased calls for a mandatory quarantine for travellers from abroad, the government finally confirmed it will quickly set ... -
Sales Of Grey Wigs & Walking Sticks Increase As Vaccination Of Over 70s To Begin
AS NEWS spreads that Ireland’s over-70s population will thankfully be next in line to receive Covid-19 vaccinations starting in February ... -
Asymptomatic Man Who Tested Positive For Covid Feeling Like Some Kind Of Immortal God
A COUNTY Limerick man who tested positive for Covid-19 but has no symptoms of the virus has admitted to feeling ... -
15 Acceptable Reactions To Level 5 Being Extended Into March
DESPITE it being news the Irish public knew was coming because a) the government is addicted to leaking things to ...
