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Stephen Donnelly Maintains Sleek Aerodynamic Look To Aid Eventual Getaway
ALTHOUGH the rest of the nation are still wondering where their next haircut is coming from, Minister For Health Stephen ... -
Nation Knew Government Were Going To Shaft Mother & Baby Home Survivors, But Holy Shit
NEWS that hundreds of recordings that helped inform the Mother and Baby Homes report had been ‘irretrievably destroyed’ has come ... -
At This Point You Can’t Help But Admire Government’s Staggering Ineptitude, Confirms Nation
IN REGARDS to matters big and small the Irish public, in a bid to stave off a mix of rage ... -
Gardaí Warn Elderly Of Scam Where Dubai Royalty Trick People Into Staged Photographs
GARDAÍ have today warned of a sophisticated scam which cons esteemed elderly people into sitting with members of the Dubai ... -
Priests Perform Socially Distanced Ash Wednesday Services With Innovative ‘Finger On A Pole’ Device
WORRIED that you were going to be have to kick off your Lent without a reminder that you are but ... -
Government To Get Onto Stardust Inquests Once They Finish Mother & Baby Homes Whitewash
THE GOVERNMENT has appealed to desperate families still seeking justice for their loved ones 40 years on from the Stardust ... -
Local Man’s List Of Things He Wants To Do After Lockdown Heartbreakingly Mundane
“I can’t wait drink a cup of coffee, but y’know… sitting down” mused Waterford man Eoghan McCardle, wistfully staring out ... -
Kid Takes ‘You’ve Watched Enough TV’ As Go-Ahead To Start Watching Tablet Instead
THE never-ending battle surrounding the topic of ‘screen time’ in the Donnellan household shows no signs of letting up this ... -
Tattoo Clad David Drumm Emerges From Prison A Changed Man
STILL awaiting an apology from the Irish judiciary and the wider Irish public, David Drumm emerged a changed man from ... -
New Arsehole Tax Expected To Bring In €3 Billion Per Week
ANTICIPATING a further sharp drop in revenues next year, the Department of Finance has announced the implementation of a new ... -
Gardaí Seize €7mn Worth Of Plant That Generates Billions In Tax Revenue In Modern Countries
THE DEPARTMENT of Justice was quick to praise hard working members of an Garda Síochána as it seized €7 million ... -
Signs You’re Handling This Lockdown Pretty Well
WITH the government absolutely knocking things out of the park in terms of a comprehensive, no-stone-left-unturned approach to stamping out ...
