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Conman Relieved He’s Not Breaking Law Going Door To Door Posing As Tradesman
“OH THANK fuck, for a minute there I thought I was committing fraud or something,” relieved local conman Danny Lacken ... -
Woman Unpacking Shopping One Item At A Time Would Want To Get A Move On
SHOPPERS’ impatience is at a critical boiling point in a local Lidl as local woman Andrea Foley remains completely oblivious ... -
“Have You Nothing Smaller Than That?” Taxi Drivers Respond To €6.5mn Support Package
THE NATION’S taxi drivers have today responded to a recently announced support package by Minister for Transport Eamon Ryan for ... -
“It’s Okay, We’re All Filthy Liars” Political Parties Confirm
RESPONDING to the news that Sinn Féin had previously instructed members to don fake ID badges and lie to voters ... -
Weird Goodie Two Shoes Charity CEO Not Skimming Anything Off The Top
CONCERN has been expressed for the future of a local charity after it emerged its CEO can account for every ... -
“We Were Just Booing Your Shit Team” Hungarian Fans Explain
HUNGARIAN football fans have issued a statement clarifying their chorus of seemingly racist boos at the start of yesterday’s international ... -
Confirmed: Mother & Baby Homes Commission Wasn’t Really Arsed Listening To Testimony Of Survivors
PRESSURE is growing on the Mother and Baby Homes Commission to answer questions surrounding their decision to omit the testimonies ... -
Local Business Struggling To Attract Staff With Shit Wages, Hours, Conditions
FEARS are growing that many of the nation’s workforce may be in no hurry to return to their posts after ... -
“I Went To Nine Debs In A Month”: How Paul Mescal Prepared For His Role ...
THERE was BAFTA joy for Paul Mescal last night after the actor scooped a prestigious award for his now-iconic role ... -
“It’s Been A Tough Year, It’s Just Great To Be Back Jumping On Cars & ...
AS PART of the ‘WWN Voices’ series we offer a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week is the ... -
Local Authorities Erect Fence Around Infamous Sessioner Cathal McKeown
WATERFORD council were busy today erecting an 8 foot fence around one of the city’s most renowned trouble-makers, instigators and ... -
Poots’ Visit To Ireland Included Trip To 5,999 Year Old Cliffs Of Moher
NEW DUP leader Edwin Poots has described North-South border relations as ‘never being as bad’ during a trip to the ...
