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DIY Work At A Standstill As Woodie’s Suffer Shortage Of Whatchyamacallits
THERE IS chaos being caused in the home improvement DIY industry after popular DIY chain Woodies suffers from a continued ... -
“You Ride A Dozen Sheep & You Unfairly Gain A Reputation”
“THESE belittling stereotypes are too easily thrown about rural people, it’s hateful,” said local man Bernie McDormand, serial sheep botherer. ... -
Traffic Chaos As Dozens Of Protesting Fishermen Take To Dublin Streets
GARDAÍ are warning Dublin motorists to avoid the city centre at all costs after dozens of fishing vessels suddenly took ... -
Boss Would Rather Watch His Parents Riding Than Give Employees 4-Day Working Week
TRYING to nip any talk of a 4-day working week from employees in the bud after news of government support ... -
School Report Just Gonna Come Out And Say It: Your Kid Is A Lazy Little ...
FEELING no need to sugar-coat things any longer, the teacher of 9-year-old Phillip Dunlan has given the youngster both barrels ... -
Debt Collectors Finally Catch Up With Man Who Still Owes €12 In Xtra-vision Late Fees
THE LONGEST outstanding debt Brogan Debt Collectors had failed to collect is finally within their grasp as a crack team ... -
Man Delighted, Angry, Delighted, Angry, Delighted, Angry He Invested Savings In Cryptocurrency
LOCAL MAN Brian Curley has been experiencing a constant state of deeply contrasting and fluctuating emotions since investing his life ... -
Table Service In Pub Not Affording Man Much Opportunity To Dodge Round
THE summer is here and the pubs are finally back open; but the new rules surrounding outdoor dining have left ... -
Baton Rush Or No Baton Rush? How The Guards Can Decide Which Drinkers Are Fair ...
GARDAÍ are being urged to ‘use their discretion’ when it comes to outdoor drinking following news that many pub licences ... -
Investigation Launched After Man Gets Vaccine But Doesn’t Mention It On Social Media
GARDAÍ in Waterford are responding to claims that a local man has yet to triumphantly post any mention of getting ... -
Conor McGregor Hires South William Street Waiter For New Pub
FOLLOWING his impressive double spinning roundhouse kicks which have wooed the nation, a South William Street waiter has secured a ... -
Grandmother Didn’t Think ‘Retirement’ Would Mean ‘Become Full-Time Childminder’
HAVING ‘hung up her boots’ after nearly 50 years of employment, 66-year-old Waterford grandmother Eilish Cannaghvan is looking forward to ...
