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Sláintecare Head Quits In Sure Sign Healthcare Reforms Going Well
WITH WELL publicised waiting lists stretching on for longer than the Lord of the Rings Directors Cut DVD boxset, the ... -
Fianna Fáil Think-In To Be Just One Massive Bitching Session About Fine Gael
A LEAKED itinerary for the upcoming two-day Fianna Fáil ‘think-in’ has shown that almost the entire first day has been ... -
Howth Goats Already Skipping Meals To Afford Rent
“WE’RE in a job that is so fundamental to the ongoing life and prosperity of the local area so naturally ... -
Inspiring! This Nation Lost 5st After Being Fed Bullshit By Government For A Year
IT’S the weight loss sensation that’s keeping an entire country slim and trim! Introducing the all-bullshit diet that has the ... -
“I’m Going To Buy A New Notepad, Pen”: Gardaí Tell Us What They’ll Spend 1% ...
SECURING a 1% pay increase in the remainder of this year with a further 2% to come in 2022, delighted ... -
Leaving Cert Points Test Positive For Steroids
THE DEPARTMENT of Education is to launch an internal investigation after this year’s Leaving Cert results tested positive for steroids. ... -
Martin Admits He Would Sack Coveney If He Was Taoiseach
“OH LET me tell you, if I was Taoiseach he’d have my shoe imprinted on his arse from kicking him ... -
Varadkar Issues Apology For Shite Taste In Music
BUSY-as-fuck Táiniste Leo Varadkar has taken time out of his hectic, super-important schedule to defend his decision to attend a ... -
Factory That Makes ‘Help Wanted’ Signs Also Stuck For Staff
THE staffing crisis affecting Ireland has continued to cause chaos for employers across the country, to the point where even ... -
Simon Coveney’s Guide To Ghosting Someone
GOT into a texting back and forth relationship of any description; professional, personal, someone aggressively lobbying for a position that ... -
Miserly Cavan Woman Refuses To Share Points With US Solheim Cup Team
CAVAN woman and professional golfer Leona Maguire has been praised for keeping the vast majority of her Solheim Cup points ... -
Majority Of Nation’s Scam Calls Traced Back To Zappone Looking For A Job
GARDAÍ believe they have finally gotten to the bottom of the scourge of scam calls that have plagued Irish people ...
