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Dublin M&S Toilet Built On Site Of Ancient Glory Hole
AFTER MUCH speculation and the consultation of a number of experts it has been confirmed that the toilets in the ... -
“Fuck My Life”: Your Stories Of Ireland’s Rental Crisis
IT’S A situation Irish people are all too aware of, but instead of the media monopolising and shaping the narrative ... -
“Don’t Worry, Data Centres Have Huge Back-Up Generators,” Ryan Eases Blackout Fears
MINISTER for Transport and Napping Eamon Ryan has stated that while electricity supply in Ireland will be tight over the ... -
Johnson Drafts In IRA Fuel Smugglers To Help With Fuel Shortage
LEAKED communication seen by WWN shows British PM Boris Johnson has directly appealed to IRA fuel smugglers to help Britain ... -
Frontline Workers Don’t Remember Saying They’d Prefer Extra Bank Holiday To Pay Rise
THE government has bowed to pressure from nobody and agreed to allow an extra bank holiday this year that was ... -
Heavy Rain Forecast, Thank Fuck
FEARS that the nation would head into the winter with nothing to keep the dust down have been allayed by ... -
Bustling Economic Titan Of A Country Opens First New Train Station Since 2013
IRELAND, the runaway prosperous economic juggernaut which is the envy of the world, has once again stoked the fires of ... -
Stay Warm This Winter By Burning Leaflets From Politicians Promising They’ll Sort Everything
SAVVY householders may be able to escape savage energy price hikes if they had the foresight to keep the easily ... -
Student Accommodation Crisis: “Just Live In Your Old Pair’s Dublin Apartment Rent Free Like I ...
ON HAND to offer his expertise, free of charge to students deferring their start in college due to a lack ... -
Man Doesn’t Trust Wife To Use Bread Slicing Machine In Supermarket
SUPERMARKET chains around the country have admitted that they only install customer-operated bread-slicing machines as a way to keep married ... -
Taoiseach’s UN Speech: The Highlights
A HISTORIC first as Ireland presided over a meeting of the UN Security Council which took place earlier today, during ... -
Johnson Hails ‘Success’ In US Trade Talks After Biden Tells Him To Fuck Off
TRYING TO put a positive spin on being told once more in no uncertain terms that a trade deal with ...
