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Man Impales Brain With First Attempt At Home Antigen Test
A ‘READ the instructions and take your time’ appeal has been reissued by authorities as the use of antigen tests ... -
Being A Contrary Little Bollocks Altogether, A Guide
WHILE IRELAND is famously a nation that prides itself on begrudgery, it doesn’t come easy to everyone. Similarly, being a ... -
Frontline Bank Holiday Reduced To Bank Lunch Break
CONFUSED as how it turned a new bank holiday into national clusterfuck that made people angry, the government cicrculated yet ... -
Family Of Recently Deceased Cognitive Behavioural Therapy Pioneer ‘Coping Really Well’
THE family of US psychiatrist Aaron T. Beck who died yesterday at the ripe old age of 100 are said ... -
Local Man Embraces Warm Familiar Feeling Of Having No Memory Of Weekend Session
HIS thoughts cloaked in a persistently murky and dark cloud, circling a nonstop parade of negative thoughts, one local man ... -
Sinn Féin Urged Not To Ditch Principles Until After They’re In Power
ANYONE who used the phrase ‘they’re not a real political party’ to beat Sinn Féin with had better reconsider their ... -
FactCheck: No, A Woman Can’t Get Pregnant If She’s On Top
AS A leading and respected publication trusted to tell the truth to its readers, WWN takes on another FactCheck this ... -
Couple Dressed In Couple Costume Expect You To Be Impressed Or Something
SMILING vacantly in your direction and awaiting your overwhelmingly positive reaction, local couple Jamie Hylind and Aoife Dodds think it ... -
Woman Wouldn’t Have Spent Hours Getting Dog Into Costume If She Knew Picture Would Only ...
SIX HOURS of wrangling and coaxing her beloved dog Cassie, who was clearly distressed, into a costume has been labelled ... -
The Most Popular Halloween Costumes In Ireland This Year Have Been Revealed
THE ANNUAL rundown of the most in demand costumes in Ireland is here again. Check out what everyone’s wearing. The ... -
Remote Worker Still Parading About Town With Lanyard
DESPITE being confined to a desk at home and not setting foot in his company’s offices at any point over ... -
“Halloween Was Invented In Ireland” Dose States For 1000th Time
LOCAL melter Eoghan Daherty has busted out his favourite bit of Halloween trivia just in time for the spooky season, ...
