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4 Ways To Get Around The Hosepipe Ban
AS THE CURRENT nationwide hosepipe ban, which is in place until the end of July, looks like it could be ... -
Local Dad Just Needs All-Ireland ‘Super 8s’ Explained To Him One More Time
THE WEEKEND’S All Ireland Football Championship qualifiers put a final shape on the 8 counties who will compete in the ... -
‘Fast Track’ Apartments To Come With Celtic Tiger Era Deficiencies
A GOVERNMENT scheme which will see 1,000 ‘fast track’ apartments built around the country has come with a cast iron ... -
Taoiseach Criticises Media For Not Licking His Hole 24/7
THE TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar has hit out at the media, bemoaning the horrible reality that, as magnaminous leader of the ... -
Selfies With Newly Purchased Ice Creams Up By 768%
ALL MAJOR social media networks have reported a staggering increase in the number of people taking selfies with ice creams, WWN ... -
Ireland Request Seat At UN Big Person Table For Important Things
THE IRISH government’s UN charm offensive continues in New York today despite the fact the country has an underfunded police, ... -
Local Man Leaves Tap On All Day Out Of Spite
REACTING to continued reports that a hosepipe ban is set to stay in place for the coming days and Ireland ... -
Dublin Bus To Be Revamped Perfectly Without Any Issues
THE NEW revamped Dublin Bus service which will see a quicker more efficient transport network serve the city with a ... -
Corporations Go Back To Not Giving A Fuck About Gay Lads
WITH Pride over for another year, huge multi-national corporations have begun to rid their branches and their media calendars of ... -
McDonald Lifts Book Off Shelf & Discovers Secret Underground IRA Cave
REPORTS coming into WWN suggest Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald has discovered an underground Republican cave on par with ... -
Local Man Gets Weird Satisfaction From Driving Over Roadkill
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has admitted to deriving an odd satisfaction from driving over already dead animals he comes across ... -
Latest Batch Of HB Ice Creams Transported To Shops Via Armed Guard
DEPARTING from an undisclosed location this afternoon, a line of trucks transporting ice creams exited a top secret HB facility ...
