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“I Fucking Dare Anyone To Run Against Me”
CURRENT president of Ireland Michael D. Higgins smirked at reporters earlier today after being asked about potential opponents in a ... -
New Garda Commissioner Watches ‘Training Day’ As Part Of Induction Training
INCOMING GARDA Commissioner Drew Harris is set to sit himself down in front of the TV to watch the Denzel ... -
BREAKING: Ireland To Burst Into Flames Any Minute Now
THE SOARING temperatures occurring as the country descends into a sweaty mess will result in the entirety of Ireland bursting ... -
Man Hay Fever: The Facts
A DEADLY new strain of hay fever is currently gripping the male population of Ireland, with symptoms that are said ... -
Boss Sending You Work Emails At 10.34pm
A LOCAL DUBLIN boss sees nothing wrong with emailing you at 10.34pm to follow up on another email he sent ... -
Croke Park Is The Only Stadium In The Country, GAA Confirm
THE GAA, the governing body for Gaelic Games in Ireland, has set the record straight and corrected the false stories ... -
Dublin Win Leinster Championzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
THE DUBLIN GAA team have clinched the Leinster Senior Football Championship title for the eighth year in a row, after ... -
WWN Guide To Sleeping In That Heat
AS Ireland’s biannual heatwave continues to bathe the country in temperatures of up to 30 degrees celsius, the Nation once ... -
Local Man Watches Car Go Through NCT Like It’s His Only Child
WITH a heavy heart and a tear forming in the corner of his eye, local man Dean Grange handed over ... -
Hardcore GAA Fan Blinds Himself To Avoid Seeing Any Of The World Cup
ABSOLUTELY livid that the game beloved by the vile British Empire and used by the occupying British forces decade after ... -
6 Ways To Prepare Yourself For Soaring Temperatures Next Week
TEMPERATURES are set to hit highs of 29 degrees next week and well, you’re fucked, we’re all fucked. But can ... -
Heartbroken Man Didn’t Meet Anyone He Knows At Airport
CRESTFALLEN Waterford man Cathal Keys boarded his flight to Germany this morning while weeping openly, after navigating his way through ...
