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Irish Media Announce Permanent Shift To Just Covering The Weather
THE IRISH media has announced its intention to soon cease all coverage of news, politics, culture, sport, science and fashion ... -
Local Man Doesn’t Get Sunburned (UPDATED)
WATERFORD man Derek Lenning has brushed aside pleas to put on some sunscreen while out in the heat, stating emphatically ... -
Varadkar Just Fucking With DUP These Days
A PRESS release by Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has confirmed what many had already believed; that the Fine Gael leader is ... -
New Garda Uniform Bought From Middle Aisle In Aldi
THE PROPOSED new summer uniforms for An Garda SÃochána, an unsuitable replacement for the currently unsuitable uniforms, were purchased for ... -
“Leaving Cert Shit Since They Changed It” States Local Man
LOCAL man Francis Milton has come out against the apparent simplicity of the Leaving Certificate examinations, stating that back in ... -
Waterford Quay Development To Bring City Roaring Into 19th Century
WATERFORD CITY will be brought roaring into the 19th century with a new €280 million development along the north quays, ... -
Very Modern Ireland Loudly Tutting At Northern Ireland’s Abortion Laws
THE UK SUPREME Court’s rejection of an appeal from human rights campaigners over Northern Ireland’s abortion laws has given the ... -
Guide To Being A Serial Planning Objector
WHETHER it’s a neighbour who really wants to turn his bungalow into a dormer to create extra space for his ... -
Man Inserts Cotton Bud Too Far, Accidentally Resets Himself To Factory Settings
A man from Waterford is experiencing a true renaissance after inserting a cotton swab so far into his ear that ... -
Lotto Winner Discovers 47 Cousins He Never Knew He Had
A RECENT Irish winner of a bumper Euromillions jackpot has discovered a double-decker bus full of cousins he was hitherto ... -
Ireland Left With Only 657,456 Things To Apologise For
AS President Michael D. Higgins offered words of condolence and apology to an assembled group of Magdalene Laundry survivors in ... -
Last Minute Leaving Cert Study Hacks You Need To Know
OKAY so it’s a little late to be looking for studying hacks, but just like when we did the Leaving ...
