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Government Celebrate Missing Yet Another Housing Target
USING the one unpopped party popper left over from an epic Budget 2019 Festival, the government quietly celebrated missing yet ... -
Garda Whistleblower Tribunal Confirms Callinan’s Pension Still Nice & Safe
A REPORT into the treatment of Garda whistleblowers by senior Garda has vindicated whistleblower Garda Maurice McCabe while pointing to ... -
Guide To Publicly Embarrassing Yourself As An Irish Presidential Candidate
WHILE the Irish public is scrambling around desperately to shield the outside world from all evidence that an embarrassing charade ... -
Local Man Would Be Better Off On The Dole
WATERFORD store manager Manus Whelan has spent the morning bitterly complaining how he would be better off on social welfare, ... -
Ikea Celebrates 1 Millionth Ruined Relationship
THE Dublin branch of Swedish furniture and lifestyle store Ikea has celebrated its one millionth blazing row between a couple ... -
Government Advises Low Income Earners To Just Become Landlord TDs
AFTER a stunning unveiling of Budget 2019, the government has confirmed that anyone feeling a bit shortchanged by the spending ... -
Cost Of Giving Yourself Cancer Rises Again
MINISTER for Finance Paschal Donohoe wasted no time in sticking the boot into ordinary decent people who just want to ... -
Irish Language Act Will Turn All Children Gay, Confirm DUP
FRESH from locking herself into the Brussels office of the EU’s chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, DUP leader Arlene Foster ... -
Your Mate Sean Analyses Where McGregor Went Wrong
IN A BID to fill the gap in the UFC analysis game which has been left wide open thanks to ... -
Local Woman’s Attitude Unlikely To Get Her A Husband
THE highfalutin’ and freewheelin’ attitude of Waterford singleton Alice Wilson hasn’t won her the favour of any potential suitors in her ... -
“This Is Not An Election Budget” Confirms Taoiseach Day Before Election Budget
TAOISEACH LEO Varadkar has rubbished claims that tomorrow Budget 2019 is an election budget, WWN can confirm. Speaking while handing ... -
Guide To Queuing For A Donut
AS TROUBLING reports continue to emerge from Dublin regarding residents attempting to queue for donuts, WWN has resolved to help ...
