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Westlife Never Fucking Off
DEVASTATING reports reaching WWN this morning seem to confirm the worst fears of music fans everywhere. Fresh from their music ... -
“He Tells It Like It Is” Waterford Father Backs Peter Casey For President
A LOCAL WATERFORD father who was only saying yesterday how he was looking for an excuse to be horribly ignorant ... -
Tripping Kids As They Run Around Restaurants To Be Made Legal
LONG-awaited legislation is about to be passed, allowing fully grown adults to trip kids running around their feet in restaurants, ... -
An Bord Pleanála’s Guide To Rejecting Planning Permission
AN BORD PLEANÁLA’S decision to reject planning permission for Dublin City Council’s plans to pedestrianise College Green in Dublin has ... -
Think You Can Do A Better Job Than O’Neill? Take Our Test
THE IRISH senior football team seems to be at a crossroads as Martin O’Neill’s men followed up a disappointing performance ... -
Government Lucky Population Too Lazy To Revolt
FINE Gael have convened in government buildings for their weekly sigh of relief that they haven’t been overthrown by an ... -
Irish Judge Walks Free After Failing To Jail Violent Criminal
THERE has been pronounced anger displayed among the Irish public this morning after news spread of a judge being allowed ... -
Insomniacs Urged To Watch Ireland Play Football In Order To Sleep
THE FAI are celebrating the news that they have, in the last few moments, sold the last of 50,000 tickets ... -
5 Distractions That Stop You From Noticing How Embarrassing Irish Politics Is These Days
WITH so much going on in the world each and every day it’s hard to find the time to truly ... -
Crippling Post-Brexit Recession Worth It Just To See Look On Brits’ Faces
A NEW study has shown that the majority of Irish people have no fear about the potential impact to the ... -
Do You Understand Brexit? The British Government Would Like To Talk To You
AFTER TYPING ‘What is a Brexit?’ into Google hundreds of times and finding it hard to understand the information provided, ... -
Local Psycho Actually Likes Shite Weather
AN APPARENT psychopath has declared his fondness for shite and inclement weather, specifically the horrid unremitting bleakness associated with the ...
