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Local Girl Calling It ‘Fall’ For Some Fucking Reason
WWN has been informed that a local girl has been referring to the period from mid-September to early November as ... -
Maurice McCabe Retires Undefeated
REPORTS coming into WWN this afternoon suggest heroic Garda whistleblower Sergeant Maurice McCabe is set to retire from the Nation’s ... -
“Live, Laugh, Love” Posts Boring, Miserable, Selfish Bitch
THE well known positive life advice made an appearance on social media accounts belonging to a stridently boring, miserable and ... -
Peter Casey Offered Leadership Of Down KKK
THE NEWLY opened Down chapter of the KKK has made an offer to recent loser of the Irish presidential election ... -
Delivery Guy Always Looks Like He’s About To Cry
WATERFORD based take-away delivery man Declan Dennings rarely has a smile on his face, whether he’s delivering quarter-pounders and onion ... -
Foreign Grass Weird
A GROUNDBREAKING study carried out by Irish grassologists based in TCD have confirmed what many casual grass fans have known ... -
Local Man Leaves Tea Bag In Cup For 7 Hours Before Taking It Out
ONE local strong tea fan is on a quest to taste the strongest cup of tea available to any tea ... -
7 Things You Can Get Away With Saying Now The Blasphemy Law Has Been Repealed
NOW that the Nation has voted ever so marginally to repeal the Blasphemy Law, the public is now free to ... -
“Orgy Back In Mine” Michael D. Higgins Invites Public To Post-Election Gaff Party
INTENT on celebrating his convincing election win to grasp a second term as Irish president in style, Michael D. Higgins ... -
National Broadband ‘Plan’ Sued For False Advertising
REPORTS that the National Broadband Plan could end up costing €3 billion has prompted some plucky citizens to sue the ... -
Big Blue Kitchen Roll Still Best Thing Family Ever Bought
A 120m 2-ply catering-sized blue kitchen roll may be the only thing keeping one Waterford family from tearing itself apart, ... -
Landlords Have Until June 2019 To Find Loophole In Airbnb Rentals Law
THE Minister for Housing Eoghan Murphy has announced a new set of laws targeting people who rent out properties for ...
