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Government Calls Cork’s Bluff Forcing It To Secede From Ireland
In what could prove to be a watershed moment in the history of our Nation, the coalition Government has given ... -
“Its A Lot Milder Today Than It Was” Confirms Some Guy In Shop
SOME GUY in a shop earlier has confirmed that today’s weather is a lot milder than it was the last ... -
28 Ministers Confirm They’re Leaving On Paddy’s Day To ‘Avoid The Carnage’
When news broke yesterday that 28 government ministers would be spending St. Patrick’s Day abroad, it was originally thought they ... -
“Its Like Spinning The Winning Streak Wheel Every Year And Winning!” Says Rehab Boss
REHAB GROUP’S Angela Kerins said today that her current salary of €240,ooo is very much like spinning the Winning Streak ... -
Government Joins Snapchat
The Irish Government have today joined Snapchat, a widely used smartphone app, in an effort to engage with young voters. ... -
‘Shatter Gets Most Of His Ideas From House Of Cards’ Source Claims
As the fallout from the recent GSOC revelations continue, WWN can exclusively reveal that embattled Minister for Justice Alan Shatter ... -
Stretch In Evening Upgraded To ‘Grand’
Met Eireann have upgraded the stretch in the evenings to “Grand” following a week of slightly more daylight between 5pm ... -
Blow To Australian Tayto Black Market As Crisp Now Widely Available
The Irish abroad are set to feel that little bit closer to home following the news that Tayto crisps along ... -
‘When Is Someone Finally Going To Stand Up To The Government’ Asks Man Who Has ...
A disgruntled and frankly enraged Sligo man, Dermot Kelly, screamed from the rooftops of his laptop last night to vocalise ... -
Cowell Calls Partner’s Birth ‘Lazy, Unoriginal And Boring’
MUSIC MOGUL Simon Cowell today described his partner’s birth of his first born son ‘Lazy, unoriginal and boring’, and won’t ... -
Duncan Stewart: ‘My Coal Fire Shame’
ENVIRONMENTALIST, activist and TV presenter Duncan Stewart exclusively open up to the Waterford Whispers News this week about his personal ... -
Whats On The Box This Coming Week
Tight Women; -Financial- Monday, 22.00- RTE2 A panel of the countries most miserable housewives discuss ways in which you can ...











