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‘Sure Venice Got Used To It’, Government Tells Cork
CORK’S local business community has sought reassurances from the Government in light of what they see as a yet another ... -
Mourinho: ‘Playing Shit And Losing 2-0 Also A Mind Game’
Jose Mourinho has claimed that Manchester City’s convincing defeat of his Chelsea side was in fact part of one of ... -
Astronomy Ireland: Full eclipse of Marty Morrissey’s forehead to be visible over Ireland tomorrow
A FULL eclipse of Marty Morrissey’s forehead will be visible over the Irish skyline shortly after daybreak tomorrow morning, Astronomy ... -
RTÉ Reveals This Year’s Eurovision No-Hopefuls
With much fanfare RTÉ has announced this year’s Eurovision No-Hopefuls. Ireland’s Eurovision hopes and dreams rest on the shoulders of ... -
Up-And-Coming Comedian To Point Out ‘Hilarious’ Irish Character Traits For Duration Of Career
COMEDIAN Dermot Keane walked off the stage to a roar of applause from the audience for the second night in ... -
Business News: Housewife Making $12,000 A Month From Home
Michelle Byrne, a mother-of-two is yet another example of a good luck story in Ireland as the country takes the ... -
James Bond Moves To Dublin As Garda Bugging Gets Serious
Minister for Justice Alan Shatter is said to be ‘shocked and disturbed’ by news reports which claim shadowy MI6 operative ... -
Sweets To Stay As Irish Supermarkets Ban Fat Kids From Checkout Areas
SUPERMARKETS across the country have agreed to ban overweight children from checkout areas, instead of unhealthy treats. The move comes ... -
Storm Sees Ireland Blown 2.4km Closer To Britain
The people of Ireland are now all too familiar with the sight of a fallen tree draped across a road ... -
Foreign Nightclub Toilet Attendant Declared ‘Pure Sound’ By Drunk
Part-time toilet attendant and civil engineering student Jeta Iroegbu is “Pure Sound” according to one patron of Pontificate nightclub in ... -
“Imagine If That Wasn’t Really Snow” Think Nations Cocaine Users
WHILE the country is being hit with a bitter spell of cold weather this afternoon, many cocaine users are wondering ... -
‘Valentine’s Day Is A Pointless Day Made Up By Companies’ Agree Boyfriends With No Money
Ahead of this year’s Valentine’s Day a group of concerned boyfriends have banded together in a noble and selfless effort ...
