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Children Protest Nationwide Against ‘Premature’ Back To School TV Adverts
UP to 30,000 young students have taken to the streets this morning to protest over what they call ‘premature’ back ... -
Peaches Geldof Now Just A Heroin Addict Decides Media
The media have confirmed that mother of two Peaches Geldof will no longer be referred to with any semblance of ... -
“We Only Sell Freedom Rockets To Russia,” Insists David Cameron
David Cameron has been frantically scrambling to find a coherent explanation for the continuation of arms export licences to Russia, ... -
‘Last Resort’ Bono To Broker Israel/Palestine Peace Deal
IRISH singer, songwriter Bono has put himself forward as a ‘last resort’ to help broker a peace deal between the ... -
Passengers Celebrate 30 Years Of The DART By Drinking On The Way Out To Bray
TODAY marks the 30th anniversary of the first DART service and passengers of the beloved Dublin Area Rapid Transit have ... -
Wallace And Daly’s Parents Forbid Them From Seeing Each Other Again
THE parents of Mick Wallace and Claire Daly have today banned the pair from seeing each other ever again, following ... -
Parents To Allow Youngest Child Do Whatever The Fuck He Likes
Siblings Conor (18), Mary (19) and Cillian (14) from Navan are still coming to terms with the contents of a ... -
“Kay Burley Asked Me To Find Her A Bottle Of Chanel No. 5”, Reveals Colin ...
SKY News reporter Colin Brazier has today apologised for rummaging  in the luggage of one of the doomed passengers of Malaysian ... -
‘Tis Wicked Close’ Says Everyone
THE entire nation is said to be in shock following the revelation that today’s humid weather is ‘wicked close’. Many ... -
Renewed Calls To Ban Garth Brooks Tribute Acts After Fifth Is Beaten To Death In ...
THERE have been renewed calls to enforce an outright ban on all Garth Brooks Tribute acts this week after a ... -
FUCKIN FLYING ANTS EVERYWHERE
WWN has today received troubling reports from freaking out civilians, claiming that there are swarms of fuckin flying ants everywhere. The government ... -
Barcelona Make Bid For Dublin Forward Eoghan O’Gara
Following allegations of biting made by the Meath team against a Dublin player, FC Barcelona, one of the world’s premier ...
