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Shock As Elderly Waterford Woman Melts In The Heat
There has been widespread shock as the close knit community of Dungarvan is coming to terms with the passing of ... -
Bertie Advises Ukraine To Ruin Economy And Let Someone Else Take The Blame
Yesterday The Sunday Times exclusively revealed that former Taoiseach and selective amnesia sufferer Bertie Ahern had been making secret trips ... -
Ex-Girlfriend Moving On With Her Life Like A Complete Bitch
Wicklow man Alan Moore is said to be enraged after closely observing every online profile of his ex-girlfriend for the ... -
Gardaà Struggling To Perfect Good Cop, Bad Cop Routine
Gardaà are under the spotlight yet again following rumours that some members of the force have failed to perfect their ... -
US Firms Blast Obama For ‘Magically Becoming Irish’ When It Suits Him
AMERICAN companies stationed in Ireland have today blasted US President Barack Obama for ‘Magically Becoming Irish’ when it suits him, ... -
Man Sitting In Beer Garden All Day Wondering Why He’s Still So Thirsty
As temperatures soar across the country, a Longford man, who has spent the majority of the day downing pints in ... -
Women To Spend The Evening Masturbating To 50 Shades Of Grey Trailer
The husbands and boyfriends of Ireland have been banished to the spare room this evening as the hotly anticipated trailer ... -
39 Out Of 40 Dubliners Still Broke As Fuck, Finds Report
On the heels of a census published by Spears Magazine, which suggests that one in forty people living in Dublin ... -
Israel/Palestine Conflict Enters Its 24,175th Day
News bulletins and newspaper front pages around the world continue to resemble a poorly thought out dystopian film as the ... -
Hipster Hospitalized With Heatstroke After Refusing To Remove Wooly Hat
A Dublin youth has become the latest victim of ‘hipster heatstroke’, after refusing to remove his woolen beanie hat despite ... -
Major Sting Sees Coach Of American Tourists Arrested For Breaking Decibel Barrier In Kerry
A COACH of 52 American tourists have been arrested and charged with breaking the decibel barrier in Kerry this afternoon ... -
Massive Diamond Engagement Ring Everything Dublin Girl Wanted In A Husband
Dublin girl Emer Reilly is said to be overjoyed after becoming engaged to a massive 3-carat diamond ring last night ...
