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Man In Deli Queue Hoping Not To Get Salad Roll From The New Girl
A COUNTY Longford man queuing for lunch in his local Centra is currently hoping not to be served by the ... -
Taxpayers Queue Up Looking For Their Money Back As AIB Returns To Profit
Cries of ‘giz a few fuckin’ euro so’ were heard from outside the headquarters of AIB following the news that ... -
Callely To Spend €1k A Week Pension On Tobacco And Porn Mags
SOURCES close to disgraced TD Ivor Callely revealed today that he will be spending the majority of his €1,000 a ... -
Relief As Landslide In India Kills No White People
WWN can report that there has been a palpable sense of relief here in the Western world following the news ... -
Questions Raised As Spiderman Fails To Use ‘Web Shit’ In Dublin Attack
QUESTIONS about authenticity have been raised after Spiderman failed to use his ‘web shit’ in an attack on a Dublin ... -
Laptop Installing Updates Out Of Nowhere Ruins Dublin Lad’s Day
DUBLIN man James Delaney, has confirmed his day is now ‘feckin’ ruined’ following his laptop’s decision to start 78 separate ... -
Average Cost Of School Uniform Now €10,000
A RECENT education cost survey carried out by Barnardos reveals that despite the cost of putting a child through school ... -
“I’ll Start The News Wherever, And Whenever I Fucking Feel Like It”, Insists Dobson
FOLLOWING an apparent gaff at the start of yesterday’s Six-One news in which he appeared to begin the broadcast in ... -
Motorists Call For Penalty Points On Drivers Who Fail To Flash For Speed Vans
MOTORISTS are appealing for information in relation to an incident in which the driver of a car failed to flash ... -
Callely To Suffer Candy Crush Withdrawal While In Prison
Disgraced former Junior Minister Ivor Callely is set to suffer extreme withdrawal symptoms from the popular mobile phone game “Candy ... -
GAA Player Wondering Why Lads Working At Turnstile Make More Than He Does
WWN has learned that a GAA player who has started to question why the people working at the turnstiles of ... -
Middle East Holds It Breath For Seanad’s Response To Gaza Conflict
A TRUCE has been called between both Israel and Palestine today following news that the Seanad will regroup early from its ...
