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Kim Jong-un ‘Hacked’ US Hypersonic Weapon Launch, Claims State Media
THE NORTH Korean central news agency has reported today that supreme leader Kim Jong-un personally “hacked” and “sabotaged” the launch ... -
Designer Of Leaky Stainless Steel Teapot Arrested For Crimes Against Humanity In Argentina
THE International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL) has today confirmed the arrest of 67-year-old Lawrence Richardson – inventor of the faulty stainless steel ... -
Student Looking Forward To Starting College Has No Idea He’ll Drop Out Before Christmas
DUBLINER Darragh Ruane, 18, is reportedly ‘dying’ to start his third level education this September in UCD, seemingly unaware that ... -
Operators Admit They Hadn’t Fed LUAS In Days
LUAS operators have admitted that they may have failed to feed one of their Red Line trams which resulted in ... -
Dublin Buskers With Best Life Affirming Sob Story To Be Granted Busking Permits
ON foot of the news that Dublin buskers may be required to apply for permits to perform on the capital’s ... -
Car Insurance Companies Just Picking Figures Out Of Their Holes, Says Report
A DAMNING new report from the Central Statistics Office has revealed that when it comes to calculating the price of ... -
The 3 RTÉ Shows Jennifer Maguire Doesn’t Host
RTÉ’s recent autumn schedule launch saw the broadcaster reveal that it is set to include as many as three shows ... -
“I’m So Fucking Awesome Looking,” Thinks 12-Year-Old Smoking E-Cigarette Outside Lidl
SOON to be first year student Kate Wilson came to the conclusion last night that smoking an electronic cigarette outside ... -
Holy Water 30% Less Holy Than A Decade Ago, Reveal Experts
A CRACK team of Catholic Church experts have revealed that over the past decade holy water has as much as ... -
16-Month-Old Man Utd Fan Knows Nothing But Pain
THE growing plight of Manchester United fans the world over has been highlighted today with the launch of a number ... -
9 Ways To Avoid Paying Water Charges
UNLIKE our news rivals, WWN is the people’s publication and where possible we seek to inform and help the public, ... -
Teachers To Go On One Last Coke Binge Before School Re-Opens
PRIMARY and secondary school teachers are today embarking on one last drink and drug fuelled rampage before knuckling down to ...
