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TDs To Debate ‘Ireland’s Favourite Colour’ On First Two Weeks Back In Dáil
AHEAD of the Dáil reconvening for leaders’ questions on the 17th of September, it has been confirmed that TDs are ... -
6 Things Priests Only Did In Ireland
Do you sometimes forget all the banterific behaviour of priests in Ireland? Well, as part of our HerDailyEnterJoement series WWN ... -
Queen Insists On Counting Scottish Independence Votes By Herself
BUCKINGHAM Palace announced today that Queen Elizabeth II has insisted on counting next weeks Scottish Independence votes all by herself. ... -
Realisation Junior Cert Is Worthless Finally Setting In On Student
COUNTY Tipperary student Martin Lyons is said to be coming to terms with his ‘worthless’ Junior Cert exam results today ... -
Great Big Bollocks To Be Named EU Agriculture Commissioner
IRELAND’S political class have rejoiced at the news that Irish man and former minister for the environment Phil Hogan has ... -
Larry Mullen Not Entirely Sure What’s Happening
ROCK giants U2 shocked fans, by unveiling their latest studio album “Songs Of Innocence” at yesterday’s star-studded Apple event in ... -
“A Yes Vote For Independence Is The Only Thing That Makes Social And Economic Sense ...
AS VOTING day in the Scottish independence referendum draws closer, a Celtic jersey-wearing Dublin toerag has weighed in with his ... -
Scientists Baffled By Sudden Appearance Of One Really Long Hair On Mans Back
HAIR SCIENCE experts are today collectively stumped following the appearance of this one random weird hair on the back shoulder ... -
“1916 Land”: Behind The Scenes Of Upcoming Easter Rising Adventure Park
AS THE 100 year anniversary of the 1916 Rising approaches, entrepreneurs across the country are looking for ways to cash ... -
Galway Lad Makes Mistake Of Befriending Complete Loser On 1st Day Of College
GALWAY lad Niall Hickey has woken up today with the fresh stench of loser on his clothes following a seemingly ... -
Jesus Postpones Second Coming Due To Launch Of I-Phone 6
JESUS CHRIST has postponed his second coming today after hearing news of a possible Apple I-Phone 6 launch in the ... -
3 in 4 Arseholes Now Claiming To Be Entrepreneurs
A STUDY carried out by the Irish chambers of commerce has revealed that as many as 3 out of every ...
