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Residents Of Muff Getting Pretty Tired Of Your Shit Jokes
THE population of Muff village in Donegal issued a statement this morning telling the rest of the country they are ... -
Waterford Woman To Spend Day Spending Imaginary Lotto Winnings
WATERFORD woman Nuala Clarke is set to spend most of the day in work daydreaming about what to spend her ... -
Ian Paisley Passes Away After Losing Long Hard Battle With Hatred
LEADING light in the fading glow of intolerance and bigotry, Ian Paisley, has sadly passed away after battling an addiction ... -
Leitrim To Become World’s Least Visited Nudist Hotspot
FOLLOWING on from a meeting of the ‘International Nudist Congress’ in Leitrim this week, it is thought the county, which ... -
Noonan Returns Victorious From Fight To The Death With IMF’s Strongest Man
IT IS like something from the pages of a Greek tragedy crossed with a really deadly Bruce Lee movie – ... -
Kenny Orders Varadkar To Clean Chewing Gum From Under Dail Benches
MINISTER for Health Leo Varadkar is today beginning the task of picking hardened chewing gum from underneath the benches in ... -
Backtrack On Yes Vote As Buckfast Threatens To Pull Distribution In Scotland
PRO-INDEPENDENCE voters were thrown into turmoil this morning after tonic wine makers, Buckfast, announced it would be pulling its Scottish ... -
Inside The Evil World Of An Irish Water Meter Installer
WE have all seen the gruesome videos. Some of us have been unlucky enough to witness what it’s like to ... -
Pistorius Sent To Live With Auntie And Uncle In Bel Air
SOURCES close to South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius have announced that he will spend some time living with relatives in ... -
Obama To Launch Airstrikes On Vietnam While He’s At It
IN an address to the American people last night, president Barack Obama outlined his plans for destroying ISIS and restoring ... -
Deadly Carlow Family Removed From Spider’s Home
WWN has learned of a lucky escape for a vulnerable spider and his offspring after a deadly Carlow family was ...
