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Thoughtful Recycler Leaves Box Full Of Bottles Next To Bottle Bank
RESIDENTS in Callan, county Kilkenny have applauded the efforts of an unknown individual today who left a box full of ... -
Scientists Confirm Nothing Is Better Than Sliced Bread
AN international collective of the world’s leading scientists have issued a reminder that no one has ever conclusively proved something ... -
‘IMF And Greece. Up A Tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G’ Confirms EU
A SHOCKED European Union has confirmed that Greece and the IMF are ‘totes in love’ after the IMF spoke up ... -
Contract Clause Gives Simon Cowell Ownership Of Louis Tomlinson’s First Born
A SEEMINGLY inconsequential clause in the contracts of One Direction members has resulted in Louis Tomlinson’s first born being handed ... -
The Wait Is Over: Malala Yousafzai Is Finally Legal
MEDIA outlets across the world rejoiced this week as sultry Pakistani vixen Malala Yousafzai finally turned 18, allowing them to ... -
Pluto Pic Delay As New Horizons Craft Unsure What Instagram Filter To Use
SPACE agency NASA has announced there will be a slight delay today with photographs from their New Horizons craft due ... -
Unionists Feeling More British After Rioting
JOYOUS celebrations carried out by some members of the Loyalist community in Northern Ireland have left many feeling more British ... -
Public Back Minimum Wage Increase To €143 An Hour
THE Irish public has given its backing to an increase in the minimum wage and being helpful enough to offer ... -
Foxhunters To Chase Homeless People Instead
FOLLOWING the failure of a vote to ease Britain’s ban on fox-hunting, the Conservative government has announced a scheme where ... -
Shocking Report Finds 1 In 4 British Homes Revisited By Kevin McCloud
A FINALÂ report from a recent survey carried out in the United Kingdom has found that one quarter of British homes ... -
Obama Just Totally Clocked Out At This Stage
SOURCES close to Barack Obama have confirmed that he has just totally clocked out at this stage, as his term ... -
Eircode Q&A: Things You Need To Know
How much has the system cost? None of your fucking business is what it costs. Who do you think you are, ...
