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Nicki Minaj/ Taylor Swift Feud Claims Thousands Of Lives In Overnight Airstrikes
CASUALTIES in the ongoing feud between pop stars Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift continue to pile up, with the death ... -
Prince George Receives Gift Of Northern Ireland On His 2nd Birthday
THE British royal family are celebrating the second birthday of their successful PR exercise by gifting Prince George the entirety ... -
Cadburys To Sell Roses Separately
CHOCOLATE giant Cadbury has announced there will be no more roses sold in tins, costing consumers an extra 50 cent ... -
Punching Sharks Now Declared Australia’s National Sport
AUSTRALIANS have taken to the country’s beaches today in an effort to participate in their new national sport shark punching, ... -
600 Mediterranean Refugees To Be Housed On Killiney Hill
OVER six hundred recently rescued refugees are to be housed in prefab units at a disused site on Killiney Hill ... -
“Small Minority Giving The Rest Of Us A Bad Name”, Claims Dublin Seagull
A DUBLIN seagull has today called for calm among the human community after a number of gulls have openly attacked ... -
Irish Terror Threat At ‘Beige Level’ Confirms Government
IRELAND is at its highest level of alert for a jihadist attack following Government confirmation that the terror threat level ... -
All Tourists To Receive Complimentary Pint Of Guinness, Head Wound
THE Irish tourism board (ITB) has announced a new incentive to attract visitors to Ireland, with a plan that will ... -
Wedding Annulled After Failing To Produce Viral Video Hit
A DUBLIN couple who were joined in wedded bliss on Saturday have filed for an annulment after their wedding reception ... -
Blatter Disgusted After Finding Out Money Used In Prank Is Fake
SOURCES close to Sepp Blatter have confirmed to the media that the 79-year-old was “disgusted” following a prank at a ... -
Media Still Haven’t Found Missing Child They Like More Than Madeleine McCann
THE MEDIA have today admitted that, try as they might, they haven’t felt the same spark for a missing child ... -
Where Are They Now? Techno Viking
FIFTEEN years ago, at the 2000 Fuckparade in Germany, a legend was born in the form of a topless raver ...
