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World Okay With Annihilation, To Be Honest
PRESIDENT Biden’s stark warning that the world is ‘at its closest to nuclear Armageddon since the Cuban missile crisis’ has ... -
Queen’s Month’s Mind Already
YOU didn’t find that long coming around, did you? This weekend marks the one-month anniversary of the death of the ... -
BREAKING: Television Licence Can Go Fuck Itself
BREAKING news just in from your letterbox has revealed the annual TV licence can go fuck itself and remain unopened ... -
Local Woman’s Trip Abroad Fails To Produce Insta Traction She Had Hoped For
DUBLIN girl Leona Kirwin’s holiday to the south of France has been declared an unmitigated disaster due to the dearth ... -
New Research Shows Ancient Cavemen Had No Idea Where The Clitoris Is Either
A TEAM of geologists, geneticists, historians, and archaeologists have gathered the largest ever dataset on the habits and lifestyles of ... -
Jigs & Reels: Inside The Dark World Of Irish Dancing
EARLIER this week, many were shocked at revelations of rampant cheating in the Irish dancing community. But not us here ... -
Man Has Never Played Sport But Boy Has He Opinions On It
FOR someone who displays an in-depth knowledge of the history of sport as well as what seems to be a ... -
Woman’s Friendships Mainly Consists Of Friends Posting ‘?’ Under Each Others Pics On Instagram
AN EXTENSIVE analysis carried out by the Institute for Studies of local woman Grainne Cunningham’s social media activity appears to ... -
African American Man With Life Expectancy Of 24 Dies 35 Years Later
AN African American man with a life expectancy of just 24 has astounded the world by living another 35 years ... -
Germany Ditches Evil Russian Gas & Oil For Friendly, Above-Board UAE Gas & Oil
GERMANY may have solved that whole ‘we’re buying all of our fossil fuels from a maniacal despot’ problem this week, ... -
Man’s Hoodie Only Another 15 Separate Food Stains Away From Needing Wash
LOCAL man Gavin Goggins otherwise spotless hoodie is perilously close to needing a spin in the washing machine after he ... -
The Definitive List Of Celebrities You Won’t Be A Fan Of Once You Read This
CONSIDER this your last warning. If you read beyond this point it could have a major impact of your Spotify ...
