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An Intro To Irish Renting Ad Lingo
NEW TO the Irish rental market and unsure of the terminology you come across when browsing the dozens of property ... -
M50 Held Up For 2 Hours This Morning Because Of This Dipshit
DUMBNUTS motorist Mark Finn has apologised to the thousands of men and women that were left stuck in gridlocked traffic ... -
“Sorry You Made Such A Big Fucking Deal Out Of A Silly Song” WWN Updates ...
TASKED with defusing the outrage caused by a viral video clip which emerged of members of the Irish women’s football ... -
Town Struggles To Contain Its Excitement As Local Radio Station Roadster Parks Outside Shopping Centre
THERE ARE fears this afternoon for inhabitants of the wider Waterford area who may be at risk of ecstatic overstimulation ... -
New Law No Longer Forces Women Over Certain Age To Get Same Haircut
A DRACONIAN LAW from a bygone era has now been consigned to the dust bin of history and in the ... -
Drug Dealer Can’t Wait To Stuff Free Drugs Into Trick Or Treat Sweets This Year
ALTHOUGH he failed to see the year-on-year growth he had hoped for after handing out free drugs to 7-year-old trick-or-treaters ... -
Winter Coats To Hide Your Raging Horn
AS every male human being on the planet knows, spontaneous erections in public can be one of the most embarrassing experiences ... -
Could Storing Cow Farts In Bags And Sending Them To Space Save The Planet?
SCIENTISTS at Trinity College Dublin have today successfully sent over 4 thousand methane filled bags of cow flatulence into space, which they ... -
Intervention Called As New Blonde Look Really Doesn’t Suit Local Woman
LOCAL lifelong brunette Marie Casslin is now being subjected to an intervention by friends after a drastic decision saw her ... -
Mountjoy Tunnel Discovered As Part Of Prisoner Plot To Escape Enoch Burke
PRISON guards have turned a blind eye to mounds of soil piling up in the courtyards of Mountjoy prison, stating ... -
Been While Since Man Watched Young Guns
KENNETH Pellan has totted up in his head how long it’s been since he watched the 1988 Brat Pack western ... -
“I Will, Yeah!” States Man With No Intention Of Doing Anything
EXPERTS have confirmed that whatever ‘it’ is, Dublin man Niall Burke isn’t ‘already on it’ despite his claims to the ...
