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“We Take Climate Change Seriously” Says Government Of Nation Covered In Data Centres
SEEKING to reassure the public after a damning UN backed IPCC report on climate change suggested drastic measures and decisive ... -
Prince Andrew Consults Mystical Palace Hag For Advice
THE ROYAL family’s personal witch priestess of the woods has warned Prince Andrew not to say or do anything that ... -
Governor Who Covered Up Covid Deaths In Nursing Homes Resigns Over Sexual Harassment
AFTER EXHAUSTING all avenues before him including ‘they’re lying bitches’, ‘I have daughters, how could I be a creep?’ and ... -
PSG Owners Immediately Put Messi To Work On Qatar World Cup Stadiums
SEEKING to maximise the output from their newly installed signing Lionel Messi, the Qatari government’s ‘Qatar Investment Authority’, which owns ... -
Roy Keane Celebrates 50th Birthday With Bouncy Castle, Pony Rides
IRISH football legend Roy Keane is to unleash a half-century of pent-up happiness in one burst today, with a 50th ... -
Wait, What? Is That It? The Olympics Is Over!
WWN SPORTS can confirm categorically that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics has in fact come to a close, and there is ... -
“Do Come Again” Taliban Thank US For Visiting
THE Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan more commonly known as the Taliban has today thanked the US military for stopping by ... -
Greta Thunberg To Be Replaced With White Man In Hopes Climate Change Taken More Seriously
SWEDISH climate activist Greta Thunberg has been asked to ‘sit this one out’ following the publication of a terrifying new ... -
Vaccine Rollout Removed From List Of Things You Can Be Mad At Government About
WITH the announcement that 12-15 year olds can now sign up for a Covid-19 vaccine, even the harshest of government ... -
Tears From Messi Press Conference Used To Put Out Europe’s Wildfires
TURNING what was a sad occasion for Barcelona and the footballing world into something positive, the torrents of tears shed ... -
Scientists’ Warning That Humanity Is Basically A Lobster In A Pot Unaware It’s Slowly Being ...
A STARK warning delivered in the gravest terms regarding the potential obliteration of humanity has just made one local man ... -
Work Commences On Giant Kellie Harrington Statue
MINUTES after Kellie Harrington was assured of her Olympic lightweight boxing gold, Dublin City Council broke ground on the site ...
