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Fianna Fáil To Change Name, Rip Up Policies, Replace All Members In Bid To Gain ...
ENLISTING the help of rebranding supremos at Pivot Marketing, the ailing Fianna Fáil party, plagued by infighting, media leaks and ... -
Taoiseach Delivers Rousing Speech That Unifies The Nation Right Before Waking Up
HIS mouth resting mere inches from the microphone Taoiseach Micheál Martin delivered an iconic speech that unified the nation in ... -
Taoiseach Worried Rise In Cases May Mean Country In Need Of Strong Leadership
“FECK, feck, feck, feck. Feck it altogether,” steamed a normally mild-mannered Taoiseach Micheál Martin while staring at the steady increase ... -
New Housing Minister Sat Down And Told ‘How Things Work Around Here’
AN EXUBERANT and full-of-beans new Minister for Housing Darragh O’Brien has been told to ‘woah up there, pal’ by key ... -
Health Authorities Warn Of Lethal Second Wave Of Fianna Fáil
THE SUDDEN cancellation of the routine daily Covid-19 briefing was announced to make way for the reassembly of the Emergency ... -
Thanos Drops Into Fianna Fáil Zoom On Programme For Government
AS THE Green Party were being roundly mocked for having Hulk actor and activist Mark Ruffalo participate in a Zoom ... -
Martin Spends Morning Saying ‘Taoiseach Martin’ Over & Over In Mirror
AS HE AWAITS the members of Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael and the Green Party to vote and rubber stamp entering ... -
Fianna Fáil Corruption: The Greatest Hits
THERE’S never been a better time to reacquaint yourself with what the party is most famous for; participating in and ... -
Nation Gives It A Week Before Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael At Each Other’s Throats
THE UNPRECEDENTED reality of the old rival civil war parties of Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil coming together in coalition ... -
Eco-Friendly Austerity & Brown Hemp Envelopes: Inside Ireland’s Next Government
WITH a programme for government set to be discussed by Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael and the Green Party on Thursday, ... -
Green Party’s Coalition Demands Include Arming Bee Stingers With Covid-19 Vaccine
AS THE leaders of Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and the Green Party meet today to discuss potentially forming a three-party ... -
The Omen Music Spontaneously Plays As Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael Meet For Fresh Talks
WHERE IT’S coming from remains unclear. Is it thundering from the clouds above? Being piped through the sewers via a ...
