Tag: fiannafail

Fianna Fáil To Change Name, Rip Up Policies, Replace All Members In Bid To Gain Support

ENLISTING the help of rebranding supremos at Pivot Marketing, the ailing Fianna Fáil party, plagued by infighting, media leaks and a rumoured leadership heave, is to rebrand itself in a bid for renewed support. “The brand isn’t toxic, Chernobyl was toxic. This is much worse folks, Chernobyl didn’t have Barry Cowen, Stephen Donnelly and Marc… Read more »

Taoiseach Worried Rise In Cases May Mean Country In Need Of Strong Leadership

“FECK, feck, feck, feck. Feck it altogether,” steamed a normally mild-mannered Taoiseach Micheál Martin while staring at the steady increase in Covid-19 cases in Ireland these past two weeks. Having previously expressed his ‘deep concern’ for the rise in cases, the Taoiseach was now expressing his ‘what’s deeper than deep?’ deep concerns about the fact… Read more »

Fianna Fáil Corruption: The Greatest Hits

WITH FIANNA FÁIL returning to power now has never been a better time to reacquaint yourself with what the party is most famous for; participating in and abetting rampant corruption. Because ‘times have changed’ and ‘the old guard is gone’, WWN’s lawyers have suggested we say something like “we’re in no way suggesting that such… Read more »