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Irish Man Wins Gold Medal At This Year’s Banter Olympics
WEBSITES up and down the country are celebrating Ireland’s first gold medal at the inaugural Banter Olympics, held in London. ... -
Nation Feeling Tricked As Gay Men Start Marrying Their Dads By The Thousand
THE Irish citizens who voted ‘yes’ in the recent Marriage Equality referendum are today feeling pretty stupid as recent events ... -
Stormont Flag Clause Sees 6 Counties Back Under Irish Control
A HIDDEN clause in the 1921 Anglo-Irish treaty has stipulated that control of the six counties should now be handed ... -
Average Leaving Cert Student Asked About Leaving Cert 3.47 Times Per Second
IN a move which seems to suggest the entire Nation is ignorant to the huge pressures felt by Leaving Cert ... -
Artist Roped Into Free Project Can’t Wait For All That ‘Great Exposure’
LOCAL artist Dermot Toomey is said to be ecstatic today after being roped into yet another free community project. Mr. ... -
Weird Auntie Eileen To Stay The Weekend
A WATERFORD family has been placed in a state of panic after their auntie Eileen confirmed she would be down ... -
Rescue Teams Attempt To Free Man Trapped In The 90s
A TEAM of highly trained rescue staff, specialising in people trapped in the past, are currently attempting to free a ... -
Defiant No Side Leave Campaign Posters Up In Desperation
MARRIAGE equality No siders have decided to leave up their campaign posters for as long as they can in a ... -
Moving Statue Reports Down 67% From Last Year
THE Church has warned that recent events in Ireland are directly responsible for the decline in of moving statue reports ... -
Gardaí Celebrate Finally Making It Onto ‘World’s Most Dangerous Police Chases’ TV Show
GARDAÍ involved in a high speed pursuit of a stolen SUV on Dublin’s M50 motorway this morning are celebrating after ... -
Nation Not Sure What To Care About Now Referendum Is Over
IRELAND, still deep in the throes of a homosexual hangover has confessed to being at a loss as to what ... -
John Waters ‘Relocating to Uganda’
IRISH columnist John Waters announced today that he is relocating to Uganda and will cease his Irish journalistic career indefinitely. ...
