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Children’s Playground In Waterford Park Destroyed By Cursing Overnight
THOUSANDS of euros worth of damage was done to a children’s playground in Waterford city last night by what Gardaà ... -
Country Asks Nordies To Keep It Down Up There
THE 26 counties which comprise the Republic of Ireland have today begun banging on the ceiling of the country with ... -
Thousands Of Irish People Killed With The Heat
A NATIONAL day of mourning has been announced by the government following the highest number of people killed with the ... -
Pubs Reporting Shortage Of Old Lads At The End Of The Bar
IRELAND’s pubs have reported a dramatic shortage of old lads at the end of bars, putting the future of the ... -
Man Makes Strong Case For Midweek Pints
DUBLIN man Shane Cassidy has put to his wife a well-rounded, compelling argument as to why he should go for ... -
Gardaà To Continue ‘Let Them Shoot Each Other’ Approach To Gangland Crime
A SPOKESPERSON for An Garda SÃochána has confirmed that the police force are to continue their policy of standing back ... -
Dublin Man At Bloomsday Pretending He Read Ulysses
DUBLIN man Simon Brady has made every effort to partake in a number of Bloomsday events while explaining to people ... -
Coin Scrapage To See Shops Round Everything Up To The Nearest Tenner
A NEW scheme to abolish 1c and 2c coins has spurred shop owners across the country to begin raising the ... -
Government Orders Immediate Incineration Of Nation’s Banana Stocks
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny ordered the immediate incineration of the country’s banana stocks this morning after a county Clare woman discovered ... -
Fungi Refusing To Renew Contract With Dingle Council
LAWYERS representing Fungi the dolphin have refused to renew a four year contract with Kerry county council, claiming the marine ... -
Irish Blood Transfusion Service Seek Urgent Donations From Everyone Except Queers
A PLUNGE in the supply of blood donations has prompted the Irish Blood Transfusion Service (IBTS) to issue an urgent ... -
Freeclimbers Scale To Top Of Waterford Speed Bump Without Any Safety Equipment
TWO fearless free-climbers have today conquered the summit of a Waterford city speed-bump without out the aid of any equipment. ...
