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“See, Not Much Fun Having Fuck All Transport, Is It?” Rural Ireland Tells Green Line ...
“OH YOU THOUGHT we were being moany for the sake of it? Enjoy your 50 minute walk in the rain, ... -
“The Video Got Some Views In Fairness”: Minister For Housing Celebrates Finally Hitting A Target
THE SOUND OF champagne corks could be heard coming from the office of the Minister for Housing James Browne early ... -
RFK Jr Demands To Taste America’s Breast Milk
US SECRETARY of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr has unveiled his latest programme for making America healthy again, this time ... -
How To Gently Break It To Your Children That Santa Claus Is Buried In Italy ...
IT’S A TOUGH BREAK and especially stings this close to Christmas but your kid has cornered you with the news ... -
Panicked Sam Altman Asks ChatGPT To Tell Him How To Breathe In Air
FRESH FROM a probing interview with intellectual giant Jimmy Fallon in which he marvelled at the fact some humans were ... -
HSE Taken By Surprise By Flu Season For 27th Flu Season In A Row
EXPERTS in recurring patterns were flown into Ireland this week to meet senior members of the HSE in an effort ... -
Man Shatters Entire Skeleton After Using Temu Massage Gun
AN IRISH MAN required over a dozen emergency surgeries after trusting the proficiency of a heavily discounted massage gun he ... -
Man Can’t Believe He’s Taking Taxi Driver’s Side But Fuck Uber
AT THE RISK of being ostracised by his fellow hailers of late night taxis, local man Dermot Henley is surprising ... -
Local Man Aware He’s Aged Horribly, Thanks
COUNTY Waterford man James Keegan says he is fully aware that he has aged horribly over the last ten years ... -
“I’ll Make It My Personal Mission To See Open Sewage Pipes Routed Through The Homes ...
MINISTER for Blaming Failure to Build Infrastructure Projects on Everyone But The Government Jack Chambers has confirmed a singular focus ...
