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“Oh No, Sanctions” Laughs Nation That Supplies The Bulk Of World’s Fossil Fuels
SANCTIONS that would condemn other countries to a lifetime of economic catastrophe are reportedly being shrugged off by Vladimir Putin, ... -
Footage Of Straw-Haired Buffoon Quaffing Pints At Rule-Breaking Party Could Be Anyone, Explains Johnson
ANOTHER day, another revelation that the Tory party breached Covid restrictions set by themselves by attending a boozed-up shindig with ... -
UK To Party Like Death Toll Only 1999
THEY say 30,000 daily cases, mainly Delta, party over; but contrary to this advice the UK is to press ahead ... -
“Look, Someone’s Not Wearing A Poppy” Shouts Johnson As A Distraction Before Running Away
CELEBRATING a rare win by only losing a House of Lords vote on key parts of his Brexit bill legislation ... -
“I Could Do 8, Maybe 10 Lines A Night” UK’s Coke Shrimps Exposed
WWN’s Paddy Browne travels to the UK where new research has found a growing cocaine epidemic among the nation’s shrimp population. Before embarking underwater with our ... -
Russian Men Enjoying Romantic British Holiday Go Viral
MANY of our readers are big fans of viral news stories and that is especially true of those stories involving ... -
First Evidence Of Pigs Flying Found In London
THE WORLD has become enraptured by the stunning sight of what is believed to be the first pig in existence ... -
Theresa May Will Be In The Pub If Anyone Needs Her
BRITISH prime minister Theresa May has downed tools for the day, strode out of number 10 Downing Street and headed ... -
BREAKING: Boris Johnson Rushed To Hospital With Suspected Head Up Arse
BRITISH Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson was rushed to a London hospital in the last hour with a suspected head up ... -
Dalai Lama, Bill Clinton, Bono, Iron Man, Kanye West, Crocodile Dundee, Kim Jong-Un, Corpse Of ...
BOTH the UK and Ireland have pulled out all the stops in a last-ditch attempt to get the Northern Ireland Executive back ... -
BREAKING: Cunt Stirring Shit Again
MEDIA outlets across the UK & Ireland today have confirmed that a massive cunt is back stirring shit again, despite ... -
“We’re Making A Right Fucking Balls Of This”
BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May has shocked her political peers in a rare outburst this morning, which forced the House ...
