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Local Man Hooked Up To Drip Containing Liquidised Supermacs Meal
HEALTH officials have warned Supermacs fans to seek professional help if they’re opting to intravenously inject meals directly into their ... -
Ireland Struggling To Flatten The Stupidity Curve
DEFINITIVE proof that a stupidity pandemic is at risk of spreading throughout Ireland came in the form of tricolour wielding ... -
Electric Picnic To Go Ahead Over 350 Fields
THE show must go on! The organisers of popular music and arts event Electric Picnic are to exploit the ‘letter ... -
Middle East Not Even Worth Invading Now Oil Is Worthless
US MILITARY generals and private contractors were said to be inconsolable at the news that international and as well as ... -
Family On Bikes Terrorise Footpath
WATERFORD Gardaí have warned local residents to be on the lookout for a family of five riding bicycles on the ... -
Forecast Looking Good As Irish Economy Set To Bounce Back By 2089
WEARING a sombre expression, caretaker Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe pointed to a series of charts detailing a projected 10.5% ... -
Nation That Made Everyone Take Shoes Off At Airports Struggling To Stay At Home
WORRYING scenes continue to play themselves out across America as they have tragically fail to flatten the curve of stupidity ... -
Elon Musk Writes ‘Stay At Home’ In Night Sky Using Starlink Satellites
ELON MUSK’S controversial Starlink project has once again made the new this week after the billionaire orchestrated the internet satellites ... -
Total Badass Goes For 2.1km Walk
TIRED of being told what he can and can’t do during this stupid pandemic lockdown nonsense that doesn’t really affect ... -
Science Dorks Ordered To Hurry Up With That Vaccine Already
THE immunology community have been told to dry their eyes about years of being ignored and under-funded and ‘make with ...
