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Local Couple Look Like They Could Be Related
THE LONGER friends, coworkers and acquaintances of local couple Cian Horan and Emily Foran are exposed to the regular deluge ... -
“Actually, The Restrictions Don’t Apply To Me Because, Like, I’m Super Important”
AS part of WWN’s opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is ... -
Pubs To Charge Entry Fees, And Other Stuff We’ve Just Made Up
THIS just in: A number of extra fees and charges are to be implemented by publicans when the restrictions surrounding ... -
Sisters Of Missing Woman Pick Worst Possible Picture Of Her For National Media
NEVER ones to snub an opportunity to belittle their oldest sibling, the Tracey sisters from Cork admitted to purposely picking ... -
Landlord Doesn’t Care You’re Out Of Work, Where’s The Fucking Rent?
ACTING with all the sensitivity of a debt collector at a funeral, local landlord Steven Mongun doesn’t really care if ... -
Publicans Definitely Having Sneaky Pints, Suspects Everyone
SPECULATION as to whether local publicans have been having sneaky pints without so much as an invite to loyal customers ... -
Getting Complacent & Making This Worse For Everyone, A Guide
EVERY press conference, news item and expert testimony these days seems to be pleading with everyone to realise that the ... -
Greggs Launch Vegan Bat Soup
KEEN to keep up with the latest culinary trends while also generating controversial attention-grabbing headlines, UK bakery chain Greggs has ... -
Here’s What Ireland’s ‘Phased’ Exit From Lockdown Will Look Like
WITH the government announcing the first steps to planning a ‘phased exit’ from lockdown is to be undertaken with the ... -
Drug Dealers Call For More Relaxed Garda Checkpoints
THE NATION’S drug dealers along with strung out users have today made an emotional appeal to An Garda Síochána to ...