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Impressive Ireland Remain On Course To Lose World Cup Quarter Final
AFTER NEEDLESSLY getting Irish supporters hopes up with a commanding win over Scotland in their Rugby World Cup 2019 opener, ... -
Ghost Of 2007 World Cup Visits Joe Schmidt In Middle Of Night
IRELAND COACH Joe Schmidt’s attempts to mastermind a return to form in the aftermath of a 57-17 demolition at the ... -
Alcohol Brand Now The Shining Beacon Of Moral Authority
THE NEWS that alcohol brand Guinness has suddenly stressed the need to take a moral stance, reiterating their status as ... -
5 Changes Schmidt Needs To Make To Turn Ireland’s Fortunes Around
AFTER a disappointing 6 Nations campaign Ireland coach Joe Schmidt will have to go back to the drawing board and ... -
Missing Persons Alert Issued For Team That Beat All Blacks In November
GARDAÍ have been working around the clock since the final whistle of Ireland’s 6 Nations clash against Italy in Rome ... -
Irish Rugby Bandwagon Enjoys First Week Off In Ages
THE LONGTIME operator of the Irish rugby bandwagon service has admitted to being relieved after learning he will have his ... -
Rugby For Wankers Anyway, Agree Irish
A NEWLY-produced report on the relevance of the game of rugby to Irish people has shown that ‘it’s just a ... -
Turlough O’Brien Kennedy O’Dowd Moriarty Shanahan Named In Ireland’s 6 Nations Squad
THE BIG TAKEAWAY from Joe Schmidt’s 6 Nations squad announcement is that there’s a place for Leinster’s uncapped prop Turlough ... -
Ireland To Ground All Flights Until Joe Schmidt Agrees To Stay
FLIGHTS in and out of all Irish airports have been grounded indefinitely until such a time as the rugby loving ... -
Common Person Under Impression He Can Like Rugby Too
A COMMON-as-fuck lower-middle class type who doesn’t live in an affluent area is for some reason under the impression that he has ...