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Alcohol Brand Now The Shining Beacon Of Moral Authority
THE NEWS that alcohol brand Guinness has suddenly stressed the need to take a moral stance, reiterating their status as ... -
5 Changes Schmidt Needs To Make To Turn Ireland’s Fortunes Around
AFTER a disappointing 6 Nations campaign Ireland coach Joe Schmidt will have to go back to the drawing board and ... -
Missing Persons Alert Issued For Team That Beat All Blacks In November
GARDAÍ have been working around the clock since the final whistle of Ireland’s 6 Nations clash against Italy in Rome ... -
Irish Rugby Bandwagon Enjoys First Week Off In Ages
THE LONGTIME operator of the Irish rugby bandwagon service has admitted to being relieved after learning he will have his ... -
Rugby For Wankers Anyway, Agree Irish
A NEWLY-produced report on the relevance of the game of rugby to Irish people has shown that ‘it’s just a ... -
Turlough O’Brien Kennedy O’Dowd Moriarty Shanahan Named In Ireland’s 6 Nations Squad
THE BIG TAKEAWAY from Joe Schmidt’s 6 Nations squad announcement is that there’s a place for Leinster’s uncapped prop Turlough ... -
Ireland To Ground All Flights Until Joe Schmidt Agrees To Stay
FLIGHTS in and out of all Irish airports have been grounded indefinitely until such a time as the rugby loving ... -
Common Person Under Impression He Can Like Rugby Too
A COMMON-as-fuck lower-middle class type who doesn’t live in an affluent area is for some reason under the impression that he has ... -
Public Told To Reevaluate Paddy’s Day Piss Up Plans In Event Of Grand Slam Win
WITH the very real possibility Ireland’s rugby team could beat England in the 6 Nations on St. Patrick’s Day to ... -
Ireland Win The 6 Nations But More Importantly England Didn’t
THE NATION broke out in wild celebration this weekend after France’s defeat of England confirmed Ireland’s 6 Nations Championship win. ... -
Coworker Talking About Win Against Wales Like He Was On The Pitch
DESPITE stating on several occasions that you really have to get back to doing some work, one coworker is still ... -
Sexton’s Drop Goal Uploaded To Pornhub
DUE to the fact its erotic content has a 100% success rate in inducing disturbing groans of pleasure, Jonathan Sexton’s ...
