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‘People Walking Around Park Think I’m Well Hard’, Says Topless Young Fella With Gold Chain
A YOUNG TOPLESS man, wearing a gold chain around his neck and grey tracksuit pants said people walking around the ... -
“I Should Have Never Crossed That Fucking Road.” Admits Chicken
BEING the butt of any joke can be humiliating, and unfortunately for one farmyard-bird it became a lot more than ... -
Dinner Party Host Really Wishes He Had Hidden Those Acoustic Guitars
DINNER party host Gerry Lindsey said he really wishes he had hidden those acoustic guitars last night before his guests ... -
‘Black Actors Still Being Typecast For Black Roles’, Say Anti-Racism Group
AN anti-racism organisation, Anti-Racist Action (ARA), slammed the film industry today, claiming black actors are still being typecast for black film ... -
Global Cosmetics Industry Collapses After 55 Year Old Mum Who Looks 25 Reveals Secrets On ...
SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull ... -
Taxi Driver Forgets To Complain About Government To Passenger
IT should have been his time to shine, but unfortunately for taxi driver Alan Williams, forgetting to complain about the government to a ... -
lluminati Break Up Over Creative Differences
THE members of a society called the lluminati shocked conspiracy theorists and the Internet world yesterday by announcing that they are ... -
Euro Crisis Over After Central Bank Employee Spills Coffee On Main Computer, Erasing Billions In ...
EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end ... -
Millions Turn Out To Sign Books Of Condolence For Muammar Gaddafi
MILLIONS of people around the world signed books of condolences for the late Muammar Gaddafi today. Over 40 million people ... -
Gallagher Campaign In Jeopardy After Pitbull Terrier Claims To Be Biological Mother
PRESIDENTIAL candidate Sean Gallagher was not available for comment today after a purebred Pitbull Terrier bitch claimed she was his biological mother. ... -
Estonians Celebrate After Drawing Ireland In Euro 2012 Play-Off
THOUSANDS of Estonian football fans swarmed the streets of Tallinn in celebration of the Euro 2012 play-off draw against Ireland, ... -
O’Sullivan’s Head Shop Closes After 86 Years
A HEAD shop that has been keeping Waterford lit since 1924 has become the latest victim of the governments ‘party pooper’ regime. ...
