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Nation’s Takeaways Called Into Action In Rescue Mission From Hangovers
OPERATION RECOVERY will see the army commandeer all the nation’s takeaways in what is believed to be the most ambitious ... -
Over 1,800 Teenagers Remain Unclaimed After Paddy’s Day Piss Up
A RECORD low number of unclaimed teenagers remain on the nation’s streets after this year’s St Patrick’s Day festivities, sparking ... -
Hungover Man Thanks The Good Lord Jesus For Second Bank Holiday
WATERFORD man Marcus O’Weir had expressed doubt about the validity of the government’s ‘bonus bank holiday’ the day after St. ... -
We Appreciate This Is The First Paddy’s Day In Years But For Fuck Sake Donnacha, ...
FRIENDS of Donnacha Caoimlinn have advised him to perhaps pump the brakes on his St. Patrick’s Day festivities, as he’s ... -
Uilleann Pipes Player Going To Absolutely Shred The Living Shit Out Of Danny Boy
GATHERING pent up and unspent energy over the last 12 months with nowhere to put it local uilleann pipes player ... -
Your Paddy’s Day Survival Guide
AHEAD OF THE big day here’s a reminder of all the handy tips you’ll need to help you survive the ... -
Council Worker Misses Post-Paddy’s Day Clean Up
AN IDLE council worker facing a vomit-less, pissing-in-public-less, broken glass-less morning at work this 18th of March admitted to pining ... -
New Evidence Reveals St. Patrick Died From Cirrhosis Of Liver
DNA tests into what is believed to be the remains of St. Patrick have spilled forth a sorry tale of ... -
St. Patrick Facts You May Not Know
GET to know Ireland’s patron saint better with these lesser known facts about St. Patrick: Credited with using the shamrock ... -
How To Recreate The Carnage Of Paddy’s Day At Home
IT’S something we all miss but you don’t have to if you unlock the endless potential of combining your patriotism ... -
Taoiseach Told To Ask Biden For A Few Spare Vaccines In Paddy’s Day Zoom
AHEAD of his St. Patrick Day’s Zoom call audience with US President Joe Biden, Taoiseach Micheál Martin has been told ... -
Post Paddy’s Day Come Down Expected To Last The Rest Of The Week
Students, young professionals, unemployed people, children and the homeless are said to be fairly fucking bolloxed after partaking in a ...
