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Mueller Report Redacted Using Crayon
THE IMPENDING publication, by the US Department of Justice, of a redacted version of the Mueller Report has been welcomed ... -
Trump Secures Funding For US-Mexico Hedge
US President Donald Trump has finally secured funding for his long-promised border hedge with Mexico, after securing almost $1.4bn from ... -
Work Begins On Adding Trump To Mount Rushmore
A TEAM of 97 expert sculptors with over 2,500 years of experience have begun carving the fifth and arguably most ... -
Prototype For New American Flag Unveiled
THE WHITE HOUSE has, on this the day of America’s 242nd year of independence, unveiled a new updated flag which ... -
Sign Our Petition To Prevent The Release Of Trump’s Dick Pics
LIKE us, you may have been troubled by claims from former adult actress Stormy Daniels that she not only had a ... -
Varadkar Becomes 1st Openly Gay Taoiseach To Meet Lunatic President
LEO Varadkar will enter the history books yet again tomorrow, after he becomes the first openly gay Taoiseach to meet ... -
White House Running Out Of Cardboard Boxes
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current ... -
News Delivers Some Trivial Trump Bullshit For 878th Day Running
FOR the 878th consecutive day, the media has delivered some trivial and unimportant story relating to US President Donald Trump, ... -
Trump Note Includes Instructions To Not Grab Any Pussies
CLOSER inspection of a note spotted in the hands of President Donald Trump at a discussion about the Parkland school ... -
Guns To Phase Out Americans By 2050
A DISTURBING REPORT issued by the International Centre For Research (ICFR) has estimated that guns are on course to phase ... -
World To Give Up Trump For Lent
A SPOKESPERSON for planet Earth has announced that for Lent this year, the world will be giving up talking about, ... -
Investigation Launched After Donald Trump Gives Articulate Speech
CONSIDERABLE concern has been expressed with an investigation promised within the highest political offices in America following President Donald Trump’s ...
