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World To Give Up Trump For Lent
A SPOKESPERSON for planet Earth has announced that for Lent this year, the world will be giving up talking about, ... -
Investigation Launched After Donald Trump Gives Articulate Speech
CONSIDERABLE concern has been expressed with an investigation promised within the highest political offices in America following President Donald Trump’s ... -
Guide To Pretending You Don’t Know Who Stormy Daniels Is
RUMOURS surrounding the details of a supposed affair between President Donald Trump and pornstar Stormy Daniels have thrown up significant ... -
Russia Begins Grooming Bruno Mars For US Presidency
IDENTIFYING his awful music’s unique ability to divide opinion and stokes divisions in America and around the world, Russian secret ... -
Trump Has ‘Very Productive’ Meeting With Davros
ALTHOUGH a mix-up in communications has lead to Donald Trump missing out on attending the World Economic Forum in Davos ... -
Trump Medical Exam Confirms His 10″ Penis
THE doctor who performed President Donald Trump’s latest medical examination has been called back to the stand, completely of his ... -
Trump Cancels Planned Visit To White House
DONALD Trump has taken to Twitter from his full-time residence in Mar-a-Lago in Florida, to announce that he has cancelled ... -
America Agrees To Let Celebrities Handle Things From Now On
HOLLYWOOD stars, TV personalities and chart-topping singers are to take care of politics in the United States from now on, ... -
Trump Blasts New Book Over Lack Of Pictures
CURRENT United States president Donald Trump has slammed an incendiary new book detailing his first year in the White House ... -
North Korea Introduces New Senior Advisor
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has unveiled his new senior advisor, Steve Bannon, who he claims will help his country ...
