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Guide To Pretending You Don’t Know Who Stormy Daniels Is
RUMOURS surrounding the details of a supposed affair between President Donald Trump and pornstar Stormy Daniels have thrown up significant ... -
Russia Begins Grooming Bruno Mars For US Presidency
IDENTIFYING his awful music’s unique ability to divide opinion and stokes divisions in America and around the world, Russian secret ... -
Trump Has ‘Very Productive’ Meeting With Davros
ALTHOUGH a mix-up in communications has lead to Donald Trump missing out on attending the World Economic Forum in Davos ... -
Trump Medical Exam Confirms His 10″ Penis
THE doctor who performed President Donald Trump’s latest medical examination has been called back to the stand, completely of his ... -
Trump Cancels Planned Visit To White House
DONALD Trump has taken to Twitter from his full-time residence in Mar-a-Lago in Florida, to announce that he has cancelled ... -
America Agrees To Let Celebrities Handle Things From Now On
HOLLYWOOD stars, TV personalities and chart-topping singers are to take care of politics in the United States from now on, ... -
Trump Blasts New Book Over Lack Of Pictures
CURRENT United States president Donald Trump has slammed an incendiary new book detailing his first year in the White House ... -
North Korea Introduces New Senior Advisor
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has unveiled his new senior advisor, Steve Bannon, who he claims will help his country ... -
Confused Trump Threatens To Give Palestine AIDS
NOT content with comparing nuclear button sizes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, a confused US President Donald Trump ... -
World Secretly Rooting For North Korea On This One
WITH the threat of nuclear conflict between the United States and North Korea increasing following the latest bout of chest-bumping ... -
American Voters Surprise World By Not Voting For Alleged Paedophile
KEEN FOLLOWERS of American politics have expressed their utter disbelief at the news that American citizens voting in the Alabama ... -
“You’re Fired!” Trump Tells Wildfire Victims
DESPITE pleas from a number of White House advisors, US president Donald Trump has brought his famous catchphrase from The ...
