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“All The Shit I’ve Done And It’s Some Chap Feeling An Arse That Brings Me ...
BORIS Johnson is said to be struggling with his retirement speech, expected today around lunchtime, with sources close to the ... -
Paul Gascoigne Turns Up Outside Downing St With Lager
THE FULL gravity of the threat to Boris Johnson’s political future is finally being felt as ex-England football legend Paul ... -
“Is It Time To Bring Back The Troubles?”
AS PART of WWN’s Opinion Series we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, it’s the turn ... -
Johnson Would Refuse To Resign If Caught Drinking Pint Out Of Deceased Queen’s Skull During ...
A NEW REPORT conducted by the Boris Behaviour Commission has confirmed that the current British PM Boris Johnson has an ... -
Tide Finally Turning For Johnson As Party Accused Of Sexism
A HUGE uptick in fortunes for under siege British crime minister Boris Johnson has seen him snag some long overdue ... -
Johnson Asked To Wipe That Fucking Smirk Off His Face For One Day At Least
THE British public has announced that they appreciate the fact that Prime Minister Boris Johnson will face no repercussions for ... -
Things Boris Johnson Would Actually Resign Over
BRITISH Crime Minister Boris Johnson has been fined by police for breaching lockdown rules and attending a Downing St lockdown ... -
Boris Johnson Reveals Yoga Practice That Allows Him To Wriggle Out Of Anything
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally let the secret of his scandal-dodging success slip, after revealing that a lifetime ... -
Everything Is All Under Control, Insists Burning Johnson
SPEAKING from outside a smoke-filled Number 10 this morning, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has insisted that ‘everything is all ... -
UK To Party Like Death Toll Only 1999
THEY say 30,000 daily cases, mainly Delta, party over; but contrary to this advice the UK is to press ahead ...