AS more and more details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s affair with business woman Jennifer Arcuri, the public have issued a plea to have less and less details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s alleged affair with businesswoman Jennifer Arcuri. Stating emphatically that a politician having sexual relations with someone who they were subsequently giving… Read more »
A TERMINALLY ill man whose wife left him for his own brother has spoken of how he counts his blessings for the fact that, at the very least, he’s not having as cataclysmically awful a week as British prime minister Boris Johnson. “I could sit here and feel sorry myself but look at that useless… Read more »
CASTING aside his larger than life personality, his Eton-honed quirks, his Oxford-perfected bluster, his train wreck of a personal life, his black hole of a track record – Boris Johnson is running for PM and deserves to have his ideas and policies appraised. It is incumbent on journalists and media outlets to appraise his plans… Read more »
FURTHER exposure to Boris Johnson has left the British public rocking itself to sleep, its chattering jaw working overtime repeating the phrase ‘it’s just a dream, it’s just a dream’. Curled up in the foetal position and wincing at recalling anything that emanated from Johnson’s mouth during his TV debate with Jeremy Hunt, a large… Read more »
TORY leader hopeless Boris Johnson has run up at £30,000 dry cleaning bill after failing to get the putrid stench of Northern Ireland and its border piffle off his clothes. “Board-her? I hardly know her,” Johnson said in his trademark wit in response to a question about the Irish border he was incapable of answering… Read more »
TORY leadership favourite Boris Johnson unveiled his ‘do or die’ plans for Brexit which were warmly received by the very people that will be most adversely affected, WWN can reveal. Johnson pledged to leave the EU on October 31st with or without a deal, paving the way for a so-called Hard Brexit that could see… Read more »
DESPITE all available facts which should act as a deterrent, the fucking Brits are really entering into the finals stages of creating such a morally bankrupt society that Boris Johnson can waltz into the position of prime minister. Johnson, who has dedicated his life to only providing proof of his insidious ineptitude, finds himself topping… Read more »
THE instigators of Brexit are not welcome in hell due to moral standards laid out by its ruler in a rare but concise statement from the Dark Lord of the underworld. Satan, also known as the Devil, confirmed that there was “absolutely no chance” politicians like Jacob Rees-Mogg, Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, David Davis, Theresa May or any of those responsible for Brexit… Read more »
WHILE the media and card carrying members of the I’ve More Money Than Sense club paid to attend Dublin’s Pendulum summit for the chance to hear Boris Johnson speak in person at the Convention Centre hosted talk, WWN burned our press credentials and chucked them in a nearby bin before strolling over to the nearest… Read more »
THE EU has heralded the progress made in Brexit negotiations in the hours following Britain’s decision to sew Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson’s mouth shut, limiting his ability to broadcast ridiculous statements. “We cannot overstate the progress that has been made, truly, this is a watershed moment in the negotiations,” confirmed the EU’s lead negotiator Michel… Read more »