Johnson Asked To Wipe That Fucking Smirk Off His Face For One Day At Least

THE British public has announced that they appreciate the fact that Prime Minister Boris Johnson will face no repercussions for breaking the very rules he himself put in place during the Covid pandemic, but could he at least not look so damned smug about it.

The Prime Minister, along with his Chancellor of the exchequer Rishi Sunak, admitted they were both ‘surprised’ that the public didn’t call for them to resign after being outed as Covid rule breakers, to which the nation replied with a weary ‘what would be the point’.

“We only ask one thing – that the Prime Minister stop acting like he’s apologetic for his actions, we can see he’s grinning through the whole thing,” a jaded voter stated today.

“So just please, don’t act like we’re idiots, we know you’re a Tory prick and we’ve long stopped expecting anything resembling decency out of you. By all means, continue to fuck over the country, but do us a favour and give us one day without having to look at your lying mush”.

Johnson was unavailable for comment at time of print, as he was filing his £50 fine as an expense and sending refugees to Rwanda.

Meanwhile, news outlets who continue to state Johnson is ‘the first sitting British Prime Minister to ever commit a crime’ have been told to ‘shut the fuck up’, too.