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Travellers Told To Adopt D4 Accent If They Want To Move In
A controversial site in the salubrious surroundings of Dublin’s Mount Merrion market for a number of families from the travelling ... -
County Footballer Runs Out Of Local Women To Have Sex With
WWN has learnt of the sad plight currently being endured by a prominent inter-county footballer. The Dublin footballer, whose identity ... -
JobBridge Intern Not Correcting Staff When They Get His Name Wrong
WWN’s intern Kevin has begun to settle in following his first week as part of the JobBridge scheme. Kevin experienced ... -
Man Wearing Skinny Jeans Has Penis Removed
Dublin student and fashion conscious male Brian Farrell took the drastic step of having his penis surgically removed WWN can ... -
Man Illegally Downloading Movie For First Time Keeps Looking Over His Shoulder
Galway native Stephen O’Brien is on the run from police following his decision last night to download a movie illegally ... -
“I Only Check My Watch Because It Looks Good” Admits Jogger
A COUNTY Offaly jogger admitted today that he only checks his watch while jogging to ‘look good’, and has actually ... -
Twins Just Delighted To Be Dressed Exactly The Same
Two years old twins Eloise and Elodie Duffy are believed to be overjoyed at the news that this evening’s costume ... -
Michael Noonan Named Best European Finance Minister In Cruel Prank
WWN can reveal that the Government has been left red faced following Michael Noonan being named best finance minister by ... -
33rd County Discovered By Family Out For A Stroll
Ireland is in shock today as news broke of the discovery of a 33rd county. Newsrooms up and down the ... -
Something, Something Weather
Everybody is talking about it. No sense in missing out. ‘Tis fierce windy’ will probably do it. Waves. Did you ... -
Pylon Attacks Seven Year Old Boy In Dublin
A DUBLIN boy was attacked by a 50 metre pylon today while innocently walking on his way to school. Derek ... -
Man With Official Looking Badge Convinced He Is Important
Wicklow Man Ross Filan took to the streets of Arklow today to inform people of his inherent importance. Mr. Filan, ...
