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Stupid Fucking Idiots Easily Offended
THE MOST moronic among us are susceptible to taking offence to almost anything, it has emerged. A study conducted by ... -
Nation To Spend Remainder Of The Week Dreaming About Beating France
Workplace productivity is set to reach a 4-year low as the Nation can’t help but daydream about Ireland’s 6 Nations ... -
Man Looking For Love Probably Won’t Find It By Leaving Creepy Messages On Facebook
WICKLOW man Sean D’Arcy has been advised by fellow Facebook users to rethink his strategy when it comes to finding ... -
Gangs Of Great White Sharks To Take Advantage Of Ireland’s Weak Social Welfare System
A GOVERNMENT think tank has warned today of gangs of great white shark immigrants coming over to Ireland to leech ... -
‘Ireland Needs Fianna Fáil More Than Ever’ Martin Says On His Way To Insane Asylum
The political world was shocked yesterday when rumours first emerged of Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin being engaged in a ... -
People Shocked By Russia’s Crimea Actions Told To Read A History Book
Members of the public who have expressed shock and dismay at Russia’s recent encroachment on the border of Ukraine, specifically ... -
Irish Lad With Cheltenham Tip Talking Out Of His Arse
Citing important things such as ‘form’, ‘trainer’, ‘jockey’ and ‘good-to-soft’ Irish lad Danny Scanlan is convinced he has just the ... -
Taoiseach To Look Like Less Of A Prick Standing Next To David Cameron
This afternoon sees the Fine Gael leader in Manchester to open the new Irish World Heritage Centre. In what is ... -
Fyffes And Chiquita Merger Brings End To Violent ‘Banana Wars’
Phallic fruit market to see ease in tensions following announcement of merger. It was the merger the fruit-loving world was ... -
PETA Calls For Patrick’s Day Boycott Over Saints History Of Reptile Abuse
THE People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has called for a worldwide ban on St.Patricks day celebrations due ... -
WWN Horoscopes
Welcome to WWN’s weekly look at what the planets have in store for you. Keep up to date with all ... -
The Secret Minister – Lost In Translation
Being bumped from a prominent speaking slot at the EPP conference at the last minute to accommodate Bono is not ...
