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McDonald Grows Beard In Preparation For Sinn Féin Presidency
SMALL print contained in Sinn Féin party rules have forced incoming party president Mary Lou McDonald to begin growing a ... -
Skeletal Remains Of Bantersaurus Rex Discovered In Dublin
THE HISTORIC discovery was made during a routine exploratory dig at a site in Dublin city’s Wood Quay area. The ... -
Family’s Butter Ruined By Presence Of Yesterday’s Toast
A WATERFORD based family are said to be ‘devastated’ and ‘severely troubled’ by the discovery of a communal slab of ... -
Man Cancels Plans For Productive Day After Experiencing Minor Adversity
A DUBLIN based professional has cancelled all plans relating to having a productive and focused day at work after encountering ... -
‘Mild Concussion’ Set To Be Included In Ireland’s Six Nations Squad
IRELAND rugby coach Joe Schmidt is expected to name the usual familiar faces in his 6 Nations squad, however, rumours ... -
WWN’s Guide To ‘Voting With Your Conscience’
MANY politicians will soon be faced with voting on a Dáil motion to hold a referendum on abortion in Ireland, ... -
Check Out These Amazing Blue Monday Offers!
IT’S finally here! January 15th, Blue Monday! Widely believed to be the most depressing day of the year, Blue Monday ... -
Local Couple Somehow Spending Evening Watching Dancing With The Stars
FOR a second consecutive week a local Waterford couple have against all odds found themselves sitting through an entire episode ... -
Larry Mullen Launches Into Steady, Workmanlike Law Suit
U2 REARMAN Larry Mullen has kicked off legal proceedings against a number of construction firms regarding a development beside his ... -
Will 2021 Be The Year Sean Finally Gets His Fucking Act Together? We Investigate
EVERYONE’s favourite affable rogue, Sean, long ago captured our hearts, minds and undying friendship. But like many of his friends, ... -
Nothing Of Importance Discovered In Cork, Confirms Waterford
WATERFORD residents have warned the rest of the country to refrain from listening to whatever it is Cork ‘thinks’ happened ... -
Nation Falls For The Old ‘Controversial Guest’ Routine From The Late Late
DESPITE usually knowing better than to fall for such things, the Irish public has fallen into RTÉ’s tried and trusted ...
