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Relief In Government As 115 Homeless Deaths In Dublin Not Really Bothering Public
“ARE YOU sure? Double check,” Department of Housing officials stated when a secretary confirmed that despite the recent news from ... -
Teachers Union Kept In Detention After Heckling Norma Foley Speech
UNDERVALUED miracle-working teachers who are somehow also workshy ungrateful overpaid moaners were kept behind for detention yesterday due to their ... -
Estate Agent Is Back Baby! He’s Back!
IT’S been a long, hard road out of hell for Waterford estate agent Cody Lenehan, but he’s finally in a ... -
Your Favourite Refugees Ranked
WITH at least 20 conflicts raging across the world at any one time, it is no wonder why many desperate ... -
Meet The Sickos Who Like To Watch Other People Driving Their Car
“I LIKE to lay down on the backseat, peer between the front seats and watch them change the gears,” explained ... -
HSE’s Compensation Check Writer Dies From Exhaustion
THE FUNERAL of Carmel Hanratty took place today as the HSE mourned the passing of one of its most dedicated ... -
Would You Pay More Tax If It Meant You Still Got The Same Shit Public ...
THE debate surrounding the slow creep of tax increases via so-called ‘stealth taxes’ remains as controversial and contentious as ever. ... -
Failed Revolutionaries Mark Failed Revolution
MEMBERS of Derry-based Republican group Saoradh have marched on the streets to commemorate the Easter Rising of 1916, stating that ... -
Signs The Weed Is Too Strong
WITH the potency of cannabis increasing due to a combination of prohibition and a demand from users for more bang ... -
Spire To Be Converted To Wind Generator
THE conversion of the Dublin Spire into a wind turbine is just one of several innovations being put in place ... -
Here’s A Faux Controversy For You Rage Addicted Imbeciles To Sink Your Teeth Into
JUDGE! TAKE SIDES! Froth at the mouth, wildly over exaggerate how much you give a shit. Excessive punctuation!!!! Grab the ... -
Local Racists Suddenly Come Out As LGBT Supporters
A NUMBER of racists have found themselves sudden temporary converts to the cause of inclusivity and equality for LGBT people ...
