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World First As Man Successfully Transitions From A Taig To A Hun
IT’S a brave new world from one Belfast resident who has become the world’s first man to successfully transition from ... -
Roy Keane Released Back Into Wild
THE football association of Ireland has taken Roy Keane out to the wilderness of rural Cork and released him back ... -
Man Disguises Crushing Loneliness With ‘Fun Selfie’
A LOCAL man has attempted to disguise his crushing and continuing loneliness by taking one of those ‘fun selfies’ he ... -
Galway Baby Born With Gills
EVOLUTION has taken another leap forward, with the announcement that a baby born to an Oranmore couple has been found ... -
“We Should See Other People” & 3 Other Signs He’s Ready To Commit
THERE IS A point in every relationship when a single, seemingly insignificant moment can prove itself to be the very ... -
New Tinder Setting Makes Sure Culchies Don’t Ride Their Cousins
POPULAR dating app Tinder has released an update featuring several new revisions aimed at the rural Ireland dating scene, such ... -
Housing Minister Still Not Sure How To Count Houses
THE GENERAL PUBLIC has once again placed its head in its hands in frustration after it became clear minister for ... -
Local Man Can’t Get Over Fact Plumber Is A Woman
WATERFORD native Padraig Towlin is struggling to keep it together after a rather usual event occurred in his home yesterday ... -
Drivers Who Install Middle Aged Man With Clipboard To Get Insurance Discount
DRIVERS seeking cheaper car insurance can now avail of a new, state of the art system that can be installed into the ... -
HSE Down To Last Wire Brush, Bottle Of Dettol
ANYONE currently awaiting treatment for ailments ranging from chronic piles to chronic pyorrhoea have been advised to check with their ... -
DUP To Reject Any Deal That Doesn’t Involve The Queen Breastfeeding Them
AS BRITISH PM Theresa May battles for her political life in the House of Commons, facing off opposition to a ... -
Stop Fucking Everything; There’s A Hare Loose In A Supermarket In Gort
WE interrupt your social media feed to bring you breaking news of a hare, an actual fucking hare like, which ...
