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WWN Horoscopes
Aries March 21 – April 19 There’s many ways to skin a cat, but you should just throw little Snuffles ... -
Economics Renamed ‘Having A Guess’ Following Academic Review
WWN can exclusively reveal that following a lengthy academic review carried out by the OECD, the field of Economics is ... -
Putin Has His Pet Dog Put Down For Humping Same Sex Dog
RUSSIAN NEWS agencies reported today that the country’s president, Vladimir Putin, had his pet dog put down after it ‘dry ... -
Michael O’Leary Finally Realises He’s A Bit Of A Cunt
IRISH BUSINESSMAN and chief executive officer of Ryanair, Michael O’Leary, has finally realised he’s a bit of a cunt, in ... -
Lack Of ‘Sexy’ Irish Words Hindering Erotic Novelist
Minister for Arts, Heritage and Gaeltacht Jimmy Deenihan has come under intense criticism from the country’s leading Irish language erotic ... -
Man Has A Great Idea For An App
 WWN is proud to give a voice to the young and innovative people of Ireland. This week James O’Donovan, a ... -
Your Five Day WWN Weather Forecast
MONDAY Occasional heavy or prolonged showers of wankers will delay you on the way to work tomorrow morning. Sunny spells ... -
Large Pile Of Steaming Shit Tipped To Win The Voice Of Ireland
A large pile of steaming shit is being tipped to be the winning act on RTE’s ‘singing’ competition The Voice ... -
Woman Who Doesn’t Want To Be Judged Keeps Entering Miss Ireland
Shona Rossiter, a 21-year-old student and model from Kildare has expressed her frustration at receiving constant criticism from people who ... -
Morgan Freeman Is The New Voice Of The Irish Aurals
Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn is yet again courting fresh controversy after announcing a number of changes to the Irish ... -
World Acting Like The Syrian War Has Gone Away
In some fortuitous news for embattled despot Bashar Al Assad it seems the World has decided to forget there is ... -
Feng Shui Makeover In City Centre Smack Den ‘A Big Hit’ With The Addicts
ANGELIC, enchanting and pulchritudinous were just some of the words used by user Martin ‘Nailers’ Johnson when he described the ...
