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It’s The NLDWWNWCRU (No Longer Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)
WWN has all the latest from the World Cup in Brazil. The fallout from Brazil’s catastrophic capitulation against Germany, which ... -
Debate Continues Over What Constitutes A Gay Cake
A DEBATE as to the sexual orientation of cakes has continued to divide people in Northern Ireland with no signs ... -
Reshuffle: James Reilly Spotted Washing Enda Kenny’s Car
WWN can exclusively report that, in an effort to save his job as Minister for Health, James Reilly has been ... -
Shock As Running Bulls Gore Humans Who Stood In Path Of Running Bulls
THERE was said to be widespread shock in the Spanish city of Pamplona today after several humans who stood in ... -
“Palestine Keeps Looking At Us And Making Funny Faces,” Claims Israel
ISRAELI Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu defended airstrike’s on Palestine today, claiming its neighbour keeps staring at them and making funny ... -
Croke Park Residents Wondering What Else They Can Accomplish
MEMBERS of the Croke Park Residents Association, who successfully opposed five consecutive Garth Brooks concerts, were yesterday musing over what ... -
Banshee Sightings Down 100%
A NEW report from the Irish Mythological Association has revealed an alarming decline in Banshee sightings over the past decade. ... -
Garth Brooks Files Lawsuit Against Ireland
Just when we thought ‘Garthgate’ couldn’t get any crazier the singer is set to sue the Republic of Ireland in ... -
Catholic Church Welcomes MP Paedophile Scandal
The Catholic Church has warmly welcomed news that a number of MPs in Britain were believed to be part of ... -
Ireland Sets Up ‘Ginger Reproduction Centre’ As Numbers Dwindle
The Government has taken swift action following news that the ‘ginger gene’ could die out due to global warming. The ... -
Spanish Exchange Students To Sit Just About Anywhere They Bloody Well Please
The Garda Traffic Corps have issued an emergency warning to motorists urging them to be vigilant as Spanish exchange students ... -
Leave Beating American Citizens To Us, Warns US Police Chief
A NEW York police chief warned Israeli authorities today after a US-Palestinian teenager was filmed ‘being beaten’ in a house arrest. Tariq Abu ...
